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Somebody broke in.

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Fuck me.

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Did you lock the door?

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Of course I did.

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Really?

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Fucking now?

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Hey!

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Fuck.

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Splendid.

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What do you got?

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Um, just lots of beans so
far.

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Pineapples, lots of
bullshit.

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They got your favorite.

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Scotch.

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Applesauce.

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Wanna trade?

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Trade.

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All right.

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Hello, we're not in right
now.

22
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But please leave a message,
and have a great day.

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Daniel, I know you're
there.

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Just wait for me, please.

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I'm coming right now, OK?

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I'll be there in 90
minutes.

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Don't do anything
until I get there.

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Horse pussy!

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Fuck!

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Fuck!

31
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Why does this always
fucking have to happen?

32
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Ugh!

33
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Fuck!

34
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It's your turn.

35
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No, it isn't.

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I keep meticulous
records.

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The fuck you do.

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Look, I'll go first next
time.

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That is my solemn vow.

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Bullshit.

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Solemn vow.

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Splendid!

43
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Yes!

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Go right in.

45
00:05:03,569 --> 00:05:05,672
So what do you think?

46
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Private home, definitely.

47
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Interesting.

48
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I say rental.

49
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No way.

50
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Looky look.

51
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Rental agreement.

52
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How much?

53
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7 grand.

54
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What, a fucking month?

55
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Not for long!

56
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How about a
little fire, scarecrow?

57
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Wha-- whoa, whoa!

58
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Are you fucking kidding
me?

59
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Are you fucking kidding
me?

60
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I'm going to fucking kill
you!

61
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Son of a--

62
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Oh, yeah.

63
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Yeah.

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Oh.

65
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All right.

66
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This isn't doing it for
me.

67
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What do you mean?

68
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My frustration is
massive.

69
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We got to go.

70
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Where?

71
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Anywhere there's a
female in residence,
preferably

72
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a drunk one.

73
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You're dreaming.

74
00:08:05,051 --> 00:08:06,818
Look, just because
you only use your dick to
piss

75
00:08:06,819 --> 00:08:08,354
doesn't mean that I have
to.

76
00:08:09,589 --> 00:08:14,126
And where
are we going to go, huh?

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It's 3:30 in the
afternoon.

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My penis will lead us.

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Fuck!

80
00:08:21,601 --> 00:08:23,869
And how will it get us
there?

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Mm.

82
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Look, I could just hotwire
it with a gum wrapper.

83
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No, I won't ride in this.

84
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You know that.

85
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Couldn't you
just once refrain

86
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from being such
an impossible ass?

87
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What if whipped cream
tasted like mayonnaise?

88
00:09:25,932 --> 00:09:27,900
That'd be weird, right?

89
00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:33,538
Hello, ladies.

90
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What are you drinking?

91
00:09:35,641 --> 00:09:37,876
Who wants to
know?

92
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Benny Profane.

93
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Charmed.

94
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Mwah.

95
00:09:41,781 --> 00:09:43,281
And I would like to
buy you girls a drink.

96
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For real?

97
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All of your top shelf
dreams fulfilled.

98
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Seriously.

99
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Whiskey.

100
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That's what I like to
hear.

101
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Make it four-- two
for them, two for me.

102
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So-- ah, just in time!

103
00:10:06,405 --> 00:10:09,174
This sunshiny individual
is my friend, Bruho.

104
00:10:09,175 --> 00:10:10,409
Bruho--

105
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Kim.

106
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Trish.

107
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Trish.

108
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Are you guys vacationing
here?

109
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We are.

110
00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:19,117
It is a lovely town.

111
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Ha, ha.

112
00:10:20,319 --> 00:10:21,520
You really think so?

113
00:10:21,721 --> 00:10:23,155
Mm.

114
00:10:23,389 --> 00:10:26,191
Yes, quite squalid.

115
00:10:26,192 --> 00:10:30,096
Are you renting a
place around here?

116
00:10:30,396 --> 00:10:32,698
We have some real estate
investments in the area.

117
00:10:33,966 --> 00:10:37,803
How come you're so generous,
buying drinks and all?

118
00:10:38,004 --> 00:10:40,373
Burning through my
inheritance, trying to prove
everyone right

119
00:10:40,573 --> 00:10:41,806
about me.

120
00:10:41,807 --> 00:10:43,275
What do they say?

121
00:10:43,709 --> 00:10:47,713
That I am a solipsistic
fuckwad who doesn't care about
anybody.

122
00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:51,182
You talk funny.

123
00:10:51,183 --> 00:10:53,051
I sure do.

124
00:10:53,052 --> 00:10:54,452
What do you do?

125
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Cut hair.

126
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I go to school.

127
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For what?

128
00:11:00,860 --> 00:11:03,896
Cutting hair.

129
00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:05,130
Cutting hair.

130
00:11:05,131 --> 00:11:06,298
Hey!

131
00:11:06,599 --> 00:11:09,769
Somebody slashed
my Christing tires!

132
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,003
Anybody in here know
something about it?

133
00:11:12,004 --> 00:11:12,937
Somebody must!

134
00:11:12,938 --> 00:11:13,739
All right, man.

135
00:11:14,106 --> 00:11:15,374
That sounds like an
accusation.

136
00:11:18,577 --> 00:11:20,379
We're just trying to have
a couple of drinks in here.

137
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,347
I think if you go
outside and look around,

138
00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:23,848
you'll find the culprits.

139
00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:25,384
No, sir.

140
00:11:25,618 --> 00:11:27,653
That ain't going to
satisfy.

141
00:11:30,990 --> 00:11:33,858
Oh.

142
00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:39,131
So anyways, cheers.

143
00:11:39,398 --> 00:11:41,366
Is your friend going to be
OK?

144
00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:42,867
Yeah, he'll be fine.

145
00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:43,969
Oh.

146
00:11:44,570 --> 00:11:47,806
But you guys didn't really
do anything, did you?

147
00:11:47,807 --> 00:11:49,674
No, of course not.

148
00:11:49,675 --> 00:11:54,447
Fossil fuels aren't going to
last forever, motherfucker!

149
00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:56,515
Bottoms up.

150
00:12:05,591 --> 00:12:07,258
I can't believe you won.

151
00:12:07,259 --> 00:12:09,829
It was more of a pyrrhic
victory, if you ask me.

152
00:12:10,029 --> 00:12:11,296
Is he going to be OK?

153
00:12:11,297 --> 00:12:13,599
Yeah, he's fine.

154
00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:22,874
You sure you don't mind
driving?

155
00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:25,711
It's cool.

156
00:12:26,011 --> 00:12:29,013
So then I screamed, "I
have sand in my cunt,"

157
00:12:29,014 --> 00:12:30,549
and everyone laughed.

158
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,417
Haha, hilarious.

159
00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:33,219
Is this your place?

160
00:12:34,019 --> 00:12:38,790
Yes, although does something
look different to you?

161
00:12:38,791 --> 00:12:39,625
Where are we?

162
00:12:40,392 --> 00:12:43,261
Our house-- do you remember
leaving the lights on?

163
00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:44,295
What?

164
00:12:44,296 --> 00:12:45,630
Is that a problem?

165
00:12:45,631 --> 00:12:46,298
You know what?

166
00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:48,134
My house is much nicer than
his.

167
00:12:48,334 --> 00:12:49,033
I think we should go
there.

168
00:12:49,034 --> 00:12:50,336
What?

169
00:12:50,836 --> 00:12:52,437
Did you guys, like, invent
the internet or something?

170
00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:53,272
The porn part, yes.

171
00:12:53,873 --> 00:12:55,740
Wait, am I in a
fucking car right now?

172
00:12:55,741 --> 00:12:57,175
No, you're just
having a nightmare.

173
00:12:57,176 --> 00:12:59,145
Go, go.

174
00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:32,812
I seem to have
forgotten my keys.

175
00:13:33,045 --> 00:13:33,779
What shall we do?

176
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,080
You know where the
spare set is, right?

177
00:13:36,081 --> 00:13:36,981
What?

178
00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:37,749
The spare set.

179
00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:38,750
Fuck you.

180
00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:39,285
That's your position?

181
00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:41,921
I mean, I'd really
appreciate it--

182
00:13:42,221 --> 00:13:44,222
Fuck you.

183
00:13:44,223 --> 00:13:45,223
Final word?

184
00:13:45,224 --> 00:13:47,359
No flexibility?

185
00:13:58,704 --> 00:14:01,207
Welcome, welcome.

186
00:14:01,407 --> 00:14:03,542
Sorry the place is such a
mess.

187
00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:05,945
That's OK.

188
00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:06,978
Do you have anything to
drink?

189
00:14:06,979 --> 00:14:08,214
Plenty.

190
00:14:09,415 --> 00:14:10,316
Why don't you make
yourself at home

191
00:14:10,716 --> 00:14:15,253
and I'll go fix us some
drinks?

192
00:14:15,254 --> 00:14:16,856
This is really his house?

193
00:14:17,156 --> 00:14:18,656
Yeah, that's what he
said.

194
00:14:18,657 --> 00:14:20,726
Sure, whatever.

195
00:14:20,926 --> 00:14:22,795
Are you guys in a
band or something?

196
00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:25,130
That's totally what
I was thinking, too.

197
00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:27,032
Here you go.

198
00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:27,799
Drinky, drinky.

199
00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:28,601
Ah.

200
00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:32,203
Thanks

201
00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:32,971
Thank you.

202
00:14:32,972 --> 00:14:34,406
Cheers.

203
00:14:35,107 --> 00:14:35,940
Oh.

204
00:14:35,941 --> 00:14:36,574
What is this?

205
00:14:36,575 --> 00:14:37,343
Ugh!

206
00:14:39,111 --> 00:14:42,214
Didn't I tell you, I only
drink peach schnapps?

207
00:14:42,414 --> 00:14:44,315
You had whiskey at the
bar.

208
00:14:44,316 --> 00:14:45,584
Only because they didn't
have peach schnapps.

209
00:14:45,851 --> 00:14:46,618
You get used to it.

210
00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:47,786
Ugh.

211
00:14:47,987 --> 00:14:51,589
Oh, well, good thing I got
this.

212
00:14:51,590 --> 00:14:52,992
Ah, splendid.

213
00:14:55,961 --> 00:14:58,396
I thought you
only drank peach schnapps.

214
00:14:58,397 --> 00:15:00,232
I'm willing to
make an exception.

215
00:15:02,201 --> 00:15:05,037
You guys
are really weird.

216
00:15:06,839 --> 00:15:09,340
So you got any other
contraband?

217
00:15:09,341 --> 00:15:10,709
This is it.

218
00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:14,146
I've got ivory wave.

219
00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:17,283
What's that?

220
00:15:17,483 --> 00:15:18,349
Bath salts?

221
00:15:18,350 --> 00:15:19,785
You snort them.

222
00:15:20,452 --> 00:15:21,953
What's it like?

223
00:15:21,954 --> 00:15:24,089
Speed?

224
00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:27,026
Do you have enough to
share?

225
00:15:27,226 --> 00:15:28,193
Plenty.

226
00:15:28,394 --> 00:15:33,365
Oh, boy!

227
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:35,566
That has a distinct
high note of poison.

228
00:15:35,567 --> 00:15:37,468
Mm.

229
00:15:43,309 --> 00:15:43,975
Oh.

230
00:15:43,976 --> 00:15:44,709
Ugh.

231
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:51,082
Oh, I swear it's putting
a hole in my brain.

232
00:16:03,729 --> 00:16:04,529
Mm.

233
00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:06,799
Hey.

234
00:16:12,404 --> 00:16:14,673
Oh.

235
00:16:15,374 --> 00:16:20,813
Is that
French or something?

236
00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:27,652
No, I'm out.

237
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:28,454
I'm out.

238
00:16:41,433 --> 00:16:43,135
I am fucking out!

239
00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:48,173
What happened?

240
00:16:51,777 --> 00:16:53,645
I guess he doesn't like
me.

241
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:57,548
Yeah, he's got
post-traumatic stress.

242
00:16:57,549 --> 00:16:58,716
From Iraq?

243
00:16:58,717 --> 00:17:00,785
Sure.

244
00:17:00,786 --> 00:17:03,355
Should I go up and talk to
him?

245
00:17:03,622 --> 00:17:04,890
That would be ill
advised.

246
00:17:05,124 --> 00:17:05,891
All right.

247
00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:09,328
Is there anything that I can
do?

248
00:17:11,397 --> 00:17:13,065
You can always share.

249
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:17,636
Share what?

250
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:20,899
You're really shit at
this, you know that?

251
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,634
Fuck you.

252
00:18:24,169 --> 00:18:31,009
Jerky beef, two plates, two
high-quality porno
magazines,

253
00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:34,112
one roll inferior
quality toilet paper,

254
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:38,649
toothpaste but no
toothbrush, a Danish,

255
00:18:38,650 --> 00:18:43,387
six-soon-to-be-five
bottles of airplane scotch,

256
00:18:43,388 --> 00:18:45,924
and somewhat
inexplicably, a sponge.

257
00:18:46,225 --> 00:18:47,359
For washing dishes.

258
00:18:51,497 --> 00:18:56,935
All right,
I'm going to sleep.

259
00:19:09,448 --> 00:19:11,015
Hey, Fred.

260
00:19:11,016 --> 00:19:12,416
What?

261
00:19:12,417 --> 00:19:13,519
Steam roll!

262
00:19:13,852 --> 00:19:22,126
Oh, f--
What a fucker.

263
00:19:22,127 --> 00:19:24,028
Good night.

264
00:19:51,557 --> 00:19:52,990
Best guess?

265
00:19:52,991 --> 00:19:54,193
Teenage orgy.

266
00:19:54,393 --> 00:19:55,860
Yeah, right.

267
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:57,728
Yeah.

268
00:19:57,729 --> 00:20:01,532
That may be more akin to
what I hope is going on.

269
00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:03,435
And there goes the main
ingredient of that fantasy.

270
00:20:16,682 --> 00:20:18,217
Ahoy!

271
00:20:20,319 --> 00:20:21,954
Holy shit.

272
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,122
Looks like a bomb
went off in here.

273
00:20:24,990 --> 00:20:26,892
A vomit bomb.

274
00:20:29,661 --> 00:20:31,763
I don't think they
left us anything good.

275
00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:35,399
I bet there's some tabs of
acid.

276
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:37,135
Keep looking.

277
00:20:44,309 --> 00:20:46,410
Oh, sorry.

278
00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:48,146
For what?

279
00:20:48,380 --> 00:20:49,847
Is this your place?

280
00:20:49,848 --> 00:20:50,781
Yes, it is.

281
00:20:50,782 --> 00:20:52,551
Who might you be?

282
00:20:52,784 --> 00:20:54,052
Kristen's brother.

283
00:20:54,286 --> 00:20:56,121
Who's Kristen?

284
00:20:56,355 --> 00:20:57,955
Oh, I thought you'd know
her.

285
00:20:57,956 --> 00:20:59,757
She's, like, popular.

286
00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:01,425
What's your name, kid?

287
00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:03,394
Jaidon.

288
00:21:03,395 --> 00:21:05,763
Jaidon, do you remember
all those people

289
00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:07,866
drawing all over you?

290
00:21:08,166 --> 00:21:09,368
What do you mean?

291
00:21:13,338 --> 00:21:15,774
Oh, shit.

292
00:21:17,876 --> 00:21:20,678
The weird thing is some of
it's not even in English.

293
00:21:20,679 --> 00:21:22,748
There was some European
dude.

294
00:21:25,984 --> 00:21:27,051
What does that mean?

295
00:21:27,052 --> 00:21:28,520
I would like a beer.

296
00:21:31,690 --> 00:21:32,624
Awesome.

297
00:21:32,858 --> 00:21:35,661
How much did you have to
drink?

298
00:21:35,861 --> 00:21:38,262
It's not the drinking
that was the problem.

299
00:21:38,263 --> 00:21:40,565
What was it?

300
00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:44,669
They
decided to dose my soda

301
00:21:44,670 --> 00:21:46,038
'cause they thought
it'd be fine.

302
00:21:46,271 --> 00:21:48,773
Yeah, awesome.

303
00:21:48,774 --> 00:21:50,942
They sound like really
charming people.

304
00:21:51,276 --> 00:21:52,844
Those are my sister's
friends.

305
00:21:53,078 --> 00:21:55,213
They all want to bang
her.

306
00:21:55,414 --> 00:21:57,214
Is she hot?

307
00:21:57,215 --> 00:21:58,750
Yeah.

308
00:22:01,219 --> 00:22:03,087
This isn't your place, is
it?

309
00:22:03,088 --> 00:22:05,589
Eh, it's a wise child.

310
00:22:05,590 --> 00:22:08,126
What gave us away?

311
00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:10,294
Can you give me a ride?

312
00:22:10,295 --> 00:22:13,332
No car.

313
00:22:13,532 --> 00:22:15,000
How did you get here?

314
00:22:15,233 --> 00:22:16,067
Walked.

315
00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:17,169
From where?

316
00:22:18,236 --> 00:22:19,438
Nowhere in particular.

317
00:22:19,705 --> 00:22:21,773
We are obliged to
walk almost everywhere

318
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:26,712
we go because Bruho has an
extreme aversion to
automobiles.

319
00:22:28,313 --> 00:22:29,414
I don't get it.

320
00:22:29,715 --> 00:22:31,817
Time to wake the fuck up, kid.

321
00:22:35,620 --> 00:22:36,788
I'm out of here.

322
00:22:38,223 --> 00:22:40,625
I recommend rubbing alcohol
to get that shit off.

323
00:22:41,393 --> 00:22:44,096
Thanks.

324
00:22:44,329 --> 00:22:45,831
Hey, where are you going?

325
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,734
Hey!

326
00:22:49,735 --> 00:22:52,804
I was serious about that
ride.

327
00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:54,265
What do you think?

328
00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:55,099
It's a rental.

329
00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:55,600
Psh.

330
00:23:55,801 --> 00:23:56,567
No way.

331
00:23:56,568 --> 00:23:57,968
Private home.

332
00:23:57,969 --> 00:23:58,603
Or rental.

333
00:23:58,804 --> 00:24:00,839
Pfft, yeah.

334
00:24:26,431 --> 00:24:28,799
That's good.

335
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:29,634
Holy shit.

336
00:24:29,901 --> 00:24:30,534
It looks like you're
right.

337
00:24:30,535 --> 00:24:31,403
I know.

338
00:24:31,803 --> 00:24:33,538
The fridge is fucking
packed!

339
00:24:33,738 --> 00:24:36,208
You won't believe what
I found down here, man?

340
00:24:36,408 --> 00:24:38,410
What?

341
00:24:38,643 --> 00:24:41,213
What?

342
00:24:41,413 --> 00:24:43,949
Motherfuckers have a fully
stocked survival shelter

343
00:24:44,216 --> 00:24:45,016
down in the basement.

344
00:24:45,217 --> 00:24:46,550
Let's fucking rage.

345
00:24:46,551 --> 00:24:47,452
How long
do you think they

346
00:24:47,752 --> 00:24:49,154
can survive down here
anyway?

347
00:24:52,991 --> 00:24:55,126
What, before they started
eating each other?

348
00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:57,361
Yeah, how long do you
think the fucking Donner

349
00:24:57,362 --> 00:25:03,033
party could live on
evaporated milk and
sardines?

350
00:25:03,034 --> 00:25:06,170
Well, eight months,
10 if they rationed.

351
00:25:06,171 --> 00:25:07,071
At least they would die
happy.

352
00:25:07,072 --> 00:25:07,906
Why?

353
00:25:08,540 --> 00:25:09,374
What do you mean?

354
00:25:09,808 --> 00:25:12,644
Their whiskey stores
are extensive.

355
00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:22,153
What was that?

356
00:25:34,633 --> 00:25:36,701
I think there's somebody
behind that fucking tree.

357
00:25:46,344 --> 00:25:47,344
Oh, shit.

358
00:25:47,345 --> 00:25:48,712
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

359
00:25:48,713 --> 00:25:49,648
Sorry.

360
00:25:50,148 --> 00:25:52,383
Why the fuck are
you following us?

361
00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:54,318
Ah!

362
00:25:54,319 --> 00:25:55,519
I want to join.

363
00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:56,922
Join what?

364
00:25:57,222 --> 00:25:58,623
You guys.

365
00:25:58,823 --> 00:26:01,692
What is it that you
think that we do?

366
00:26:01,693 --> 00:26:02,761
I don't know.

367
00:26:03,995 --> 00:26:04,995
Break into places?

368
00:26:04,996 --> 00:26:06,997
What?

369
00:26:06,998 --> 00:26:08,033
He's a
persevering little fucker.

370
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,168
I mean, we walked
eight miles easy.

371
00:26:10,835 --> 00:26:12,636
So what do you think
we should do with him?

372
00:26:14,773 --> 00:26:15,907
Come here for a second.

373
00:26:16,908 --> 00:26:18,043
Stay right there.

374
00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:23,547
I mean, having an
acolyte might not

375
00:26:23,548 --> 00:26:24,882
be the worst thing in
the world, because he

376
00:26:24,883 --> 00:26:26,017
could do all the shit
work.

377
00:26:26,217 --> 00:26:26,918
I like that.

378
00:26:28,253 --> 00:26:29,588
So we keep him?

379
00:26:32,357 --> 00:26:34,291
He has to pass an
initiation first.

380
00:26:34,292 --> 00:26:35,459
It's the only way I can do
it.

381
00:26:35,460 --> 00:26:36,227
All right.

382
00:26:36,561 --> 00:26:38,063
What do you have in mind?

383
00:26:47,339 --> 00:26:49,607
Come on.

384
00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:50,374
Ready?

385
00:26:50,375 --> 00:26:51,942
1, 2, 3.

386
00:26:54,112 --> 00:26:54,678
Is that a fire?

387
00:26:54,679 --> 00:26:55,513
No.

388
00:26:55,714 --> 00:26:56,213
It's a fire, isn't it?

389
00:26:56,214 --> 00:26:56,681
No.

390
00:26:57,315 --> 00:26:57,815
Do you want to join or
not?

391
00:26:57,816 --> 00:26:58,482
I do!

392
00:26:58,483 --> 00:26:58,950
I do.

393
00:27:00,118 --> 00:27:00,784
All right, then shut up and
don't fall off the board.

394
00:27:00,785 --> 00:27:02,286
What?

395
00:27:02,287 --> 00:27:03,187
Oh, my god.

396
00:27:06,024 --> 00:27:06,725
Asshole!

397
00:27:08,426 --> 00:27:11,495
Aw, come back.

398
00:27:11,496 --> 00:27:13,632
You passed!

399
00:27:13,865 --> 00:27:15,333
So how do you pick a
house?

400
00:27:15,533 --> 00:27:17,235
As in every real estate
market, your chief concern

401
00:27:17,469 --> 00:27:18,769
is always location.

402
00:27:18,770 --> 00:27:20,105
What's the neighborhood
like?

403
00:27:20,338 --> 00:27:21,805
How recently has
anyone been there?

404
00:27:21,806 --> 00:27:23,073
Who might notice?

405
00:27:23,074 --> 00:27:24,342
How do you actually get
in?

406
00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:25,543
Different ways.

407
00:27:25,810 --> 00:27:26,810
What about alarms?

408
00:27:26,811 --> 00:27:27,746
There they are.

409
00:27:28,313 --> 00:27:29,813
Ironically, the
houses that have signs

410
00:27:29,814 --> 00:27:30,982
tend not to actually
have alarms.

411
00:27:31,449 --> 00:27:32,516
It's when there's no sign
that you should worry.

412
00:27:32,517 --> 00:27:33,550
Well, what about police?

413
00:27:33,551 --> 00:27:34,519
We're not here by
mistake.

414
00:27:35,987 --> 00:27:38,256
The nearest authority of any
kind is 20 miles from here,

415
00:27:38,490 --> 00:27:40,525
so the reaction time
sucks.

416
00:27:41,026 --> 00:27:42,326
How do you know if a
place is like a keeper?

417
00:27:42,327 --> 00:27:43,627
Once you're safely
inside, you can

418
00:27:43,628 --> 00:27:44,629
tell pretty quickly
if it's going

419
00:27:47,098 --> 00:27:50,100
to be sufficient to your
needs,
what resources are there,

420
00:27:50,101 --> 00:27:51,770
how long can you
live off of them.

421
00:27:52,237 --> 00:27:53,704
What happens if you get
caught?

422
00:27:53,705 --> 00:27:55,106
Don't get caught.

423
00:27:55,373 --> 00:27:56,074
But what if you do?

424
00:27:56,307 --> 00:27:57,408
Ah, hello.

425
00:27:57,409 --> 00:27:58,109
So glad that you're home.

426
00:27:58,777 --> 00:28:00,211
Remember Lord
Chesterfield's maxim.

427
00:28:00,412 --> 00:28:01,680
A gentleman can get
away with anything

428
00:28:01,913 --> 00:28:03,548
so long as he does
it with style.

429
00:28:04,215 --> 00:28:06,617
Just conjure up some
semi-credible bullshit.

430
00:28:06,618 --> 00:28:08,053
More often than not,
they'll accept it

431
00:28:08,319 --> 00:28:09,753
because the alternative is
too frightening for them.

432
00:28:09,754 --> 00:28:10,422
What do you mean?

433
00:28:11,589 --> 00:28:13,857
I mean, they'd much rather
think it all a big
misunderstanding

434
00:28:13,858 --> 00:28:15,726
than accept that they're
dealing with a couple of
criminals who

435
00:28:15,727 --> 00:28:16,795
have broken into their
home.

436
00:28:16,995 --> 00:28:17,962
It's a form of denial.

437
00:28:18,263 --> 00:28:19,397
Ah.

438
00:28:19,597 --> 00:28:21,132
Cool.

439
00:28:31,609 --> 00:28:32,444
The fuck are you doing?

440
00:28:32,644 --> 00:28:34,079
Come here.

441
00:28:34,279 --> 00:28:35,446
You ready for this?

442
00:28:35,447 --> 00:28:36,346
I can do it.

443
00:28:36,347 --> 00:28:37,114
All right.

444
00:28:37,115 --> 00:28:38,783
Go then.

445
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:43,253
They grow up so fast.

446
00:28:43,254 --> 00:28:44,522
Ain't that the truth.

447
00:28:48,259 --> 00:28:50,094
Mm-hmm.

448
00:28:50,095 --> 00:28:51,763
That is a sturdy
technique.

449
00:28:54,666 --> 00:28:57,602
See, that one does
nothing.

450
00:28:57,836 --> 00:29:02,539
He's quite stealthy
for an rotund fella.

451
00:29:02,540 --> 00:29:04,708
I'm just here to
clean your pipes.

452
00:29:04,709 --> 00:29:07,112
There you go, stealthy.

453
00:29:07,312 --> 00:29:09,280
See, there's-- that one
is.

454
00:29:09,481 --> 00:29:11,249
Try the window.

455
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:15,620
Wild, man.

456
00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:20,859
Weebles wobble, but
they don't fall down.

457
00:29:22,093 --> 00:29:22,726
Oh.

458
00:29:22,727 --> 00:29:23,428
Ooh.

459
00:29:24,295 --> 00:29:27,898
Ooh, that is not looking
safe.

460
00:29:27,899 --> 00:29:30,267
No, no.

461
00:29:30,268 --> 00:29:33,505
This is where training pays
off.

462
00:29:33,738 --> 00:29:36,039
Shit.

463
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:37,474
What do we have here?

464
00:29:37,475 --> 00:29:38,009
Uh-uh.

465
00:29:38,276 --> 00:29:39,543
Yeah, no.

466
00:29:39,544 --> 00:29:40,111
No, no, no, no.

467
00:29:40,311 --> 00:29:40,712
No, no.

468
00:29:42,547 --> 00:29:43,213
What the fuck are you
doing?

469
00:29:43,214 --> 00:29:44,749
Shit.

470
00:30:06,371 --> 00:30:10,174
So what did we learn
from last time?

471
00:30:10,175 --> 00:30:11,942
Fools rush in?

472
00:30:11,943 --> 00:30:12,976
Exactly.

473
00:30:12,977 --> 00:30:14,512
Try a little finesse.

474
00:30:14,946 --> 00:30:16,514
OK.

475
00:30:19,150 --> 00:30:20,819
Round two.

476
00:30:21,119 --> 00:30:23,288
Nice touch.

477
00:30:23,488 --> 00:30:26,024
Good approach.

478
00:30:26,257 --> 00:30:27,692
Trying the door.

479
00:30:28,326 --> 00:30:31,429
You would be shocked how
often
those doors are unlocked.

480
00:30:32,530 --> 00:30:35,166
But in this case, no.

481
00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:37,735
No key.

482
00:30:37,936 --> 00:30:39,637
Goes to the window.

483
00:30:40,138 --> 00:30:44,174
Right, he's not fitting
through that window.

484
00:30:44,175 --> 00:30:45,643
What's this?

485
00:30:45,944 --> 00:30:46,477
What have I found?

486
00:30:46,778 --> 00:30:48,847
Oh, eureka!

487
00:31:03,461 --> 00:31:04,929
It's not too shabby.

488
00:31:07,265 --> 00:31:09,967
All yours.

489
00:31:09,968 --> 00:31:11,035
Get to it.

490
00:31:15,707 --> 00:31:17,275
Mm.

491
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:23,882
Did you guys find
anything interesting?

492
00:31:25,617 --> 00:31:26,684
$37.

493
00:31:26,918 --> 00:31:28,152
Jaidon?

494
00:31:28,386 --> 00:31:30,788
Something called
OxyContin.

495
00:31:33,091 --> 00:31:34,792
And this.

496
00:31:34,993 --> 00:31:36,426
There was a machete in
there?

497
00:31:36,427 --> 00:31:38,162
Yeha.

498
00:31:38,463 --> 00:31:43,400
Well, want to see something
even more improbable?

499
00:31:43,401 --> 00:31:45,870
Whoa!

500
00:31:46,104 --> 00:31:47,338
Nice!

501
00:31:47,605 --> 00:31:48,273
Come here.

502
00:31:48,473 --> 00:31:49,641
Oh.

503
00:31:49,841 --> 00:31:52,442
Yeah.

504
00:31:52,443 --> 00:31:53,611
How.

505
00:31:54,979 --> 00:31:55,779
What do you think?

506
00:31:55,780 --> 00:31:56,981
Should we stay?

507
00:31:57,181 --> 00:31:58,416
This house rules.

508
00:31:59,050 --> 00:32:00,184
Should we stay?

509
00:32:02,253 --> 00:32:03,253
Sure, fuck it.

510
00:32:03,254 --> 00:32:03,821
Let's dance.

511
00:32:04,088 --> 00:32:06,257
Yes!

512
00:33:15,860 --> 00:33:18,328
What's that about?

513
00:33:18,329 --> 00:33:19,697
It's just this thing.

514
00:33:21,966 --> 00:33:25,470
Am I allowed to do
anything I want?

515
00:33:25,670 --> 00:33:28,138
I'd prefer it if you didn't
stab me in the eye with an ice
pick

516
00:33:28,139 --> 00:33:30,641
or do anything stupid
to draw attention, what

517
00:33:30,875 --> 00:33:33,643
Bruho's doing
notwithstanding.

518
00:33:33,644 --> 00:33:39,584
So I could do this?

519
00:33:41,152 --> 00:33:42,687
Yep.

520
00:33:45,289 --> 00:33:48,225
What about this?

521
00:33:51,496 --> 00:33:53,664
Absolutely.

522
00:33:53,865 --> 00:33:55,433
Huh.

523
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:18,156
Liberating, no?

524
00:34:18,423 --> 00:34:20,725
Yeah.

525
00:34:22,093 --> 00:34:26,596
What are
you reading, anyway?

526
00:34:26,597 --> 00:34:27,330
A diary.

527
00:34:27,331 --> 00:34:28,499
Whose?

528
00:34:28,699 --> 00:34:29,600
Wife of the guy that
owns this place.

529
00:34:30,902 --> 00:34:33,003
Is it any good?

530
00:34:33,004 --> 00:34:34,338
She's having some
affairs, so there's

531
00:34:34,605 --> 00:34:37,574
lots of extravagant
sexual detail.

532
00:34:37,575 --> 00:34:38,676
Oh, really?

533
00:34:38,943 --> 00:34:41,611
Clits and cocks in
great abundance.

534
00:34:41,612 --> 00:34:44,782
Oh, well, read some.

535
00:34:45,049 --> 00:34:46,583
"His
is not at all like Hank's.

536
00:34:46,584 --> 00:34:49,620
It's crooked, really
crooked like a boomerang.

537
00:34:50,221 --> 00:34:51,789
He also called me Janice in
bed.

538
00:34:52,056 --> 00:34:53,791
That's not even his wife's
name, though I suppose it

539
00:34:54,025 --> 00:34:55,960
shouldn't surprise me that
he's done this before."

540
00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:58,161
Oh, ho, ho, ho.

541
00:34:58,162 --> 00:34:59,529
Yeah.

542
00:34:59,530 --> 00:35:05,369
Could I borrow it
when you're done?

543
00:35:05,603 --> 00:35:07,572
Oh, thanks!

544
00:35:15,413 --> 00:35:17,081
Woo-hoo-hoo.

545
00:35:17,348 --> 00:35:19,816
Did I ever tell you guys
about that really tall girl I
dated?

546
00:35:19,817 --> 00:35:20,718
No.

547
00:35:21,419 --> 00:35:23,053
She was so tall that when
we were nose to nose,

548
00:35:23,054 --> 00:35:23,754
I had my toes in it.

549
00:35:24,722 --> 00:35:27,557
And when we were toes to
toes, I had my nose in it.

550
00:35:28,926 --> 00:35:30,160
Boo.

551
00:35:30,161 --> 00:35:31,161
No good?

552
00:35:31,162 --> 00:35:32,162
That just sucks.

553
00:35:32,163 --> 00:35:33,097
I liked it.

554
00:35:33,331 --> 00:35:35,600
I liked it.

555
00:35:35,867 --> 00:35:37,368
All right.

556
00:35:37,635 --> 00:35:39,070
Let's hear one from you.

557
00:35:40,071 --> 00:35:43,573
OK, um, let me see.

558
00:35:43,574 --> 00:35:44,942
OK.

559
00:35:45,343 --> 00:35:50,948
If you woke up in the woods
and you were bent over a log

560
00:35:51,249 --> 00:35:53,017
with your pants
around your ankles

561
00:35:53,784 --> 00:35:59,656
and Vaseline on your
butthole,
would you tell anybody?

562
00:35:59,657 --> 00:36:00,424
No.

563
00:36:00,625 --> 00:36:02,660
Oh, yeah?

564
00:36:02,894 --> 00:36:04,695
Do you want to go
camping with me?

565
00:36:05,930 --> 00:36:06,496
Nothing's funny to you?

566
00:36:06,497 --> 00:36:07,231
No.

567
00:36:09,734 --> 00:36:10,535
You tell one.

568
00:36:11,302 --> 00:36:13,070
I'm not-- I don't
fucking tell these jokes.

569
00:36:13,304 --> 00:36:14,338
No, I don't fucking tell
jokes.

570
00:36:14,572 --> 00:36:15,472
Pussy, pussy.

571
00:36:15,473 --> 00:36:15,873
Oh, really?

572
00:36:16,707 --> 00:36:17,074
Pussy?

573
00:36:17,375 --> 00:36:18,109
Pussy boy.

574
00:36:18,342 --> 00:36:18,809
All right, you want one?

575
00:36:19,510 --> 00:36:20,043
You want one, Mr. Funny
Guy?

576
00:36:20,044 --> 00:36:20,444
Yes.

577
00:36:20,711 --> 00:36:21,145
Yes, I do.

578
00:36:21,479 --> 00:36:22,145
Mr. Funny Guy?

579
00:36:22,146 --> 00:36:22,513
Yeah.

580
00:36:22,813 --> 00:36:23,214
All right.

581
00:36:23,447 --> 00:36:24,147
OK.

582
00:36:24,148 --> 00:36:24,615
Guess what?

583
00:36:24,815 --> 00:36:25,715
What?

584
00:36:25,716 --> 00:36:26,416
Fuck your mother.

585
00:36:26,417 --> 00:36:27,185
Mm.

586
00:36:27,385 --> 00:36:28,051
You gotta be kidding me.

587
00:36:28,052 --> 00:36:28,986
What?

588
00:36:29,654 --> 00:36:30,921
What, do I look like fucking
Henny Youngman to you?

589
00:36:30,922 --> 00:36:31,923
Well, you get this--

590
00:36:32,456 --> 00:36:34,258
it's a chance to
tell a joke, man.

591
00:36:34,559 --> 00:36:35,660
Like a chance of a
lifetime?

592
00:36:35,927 --> 00:36:36,327
Like I want to tell
a fucking joke?

593
00:36:36,961 --> 00:36:37,794
No, I just want to be--

594
00:36:37,795 --> 00:36:38,862
See?

595
00:36:38,863 --> 00:36:39,596
Now, that's good.

596
00:36:39,597 --> 00:36:41,132
That's good.

597
00:36:41,532 --> 00:36:43,967
That's the best thing that
came out of anyone's mouth
tonight.

598
00:36:43,968 --> 00:36:48,306
I
need to go to bed.

599
00:36:48,506 --> 00:36:50,974
Where's that book?

600
00:36:50,975 --> 00:36:51,709
Goddamn it, man.

601
00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:53,811
This is all you think
about.

602
00:36:54,278 --> 00:36:55,813
I'm telling you, man.

603
00:36:56,447 --> 00:36:59,850
This shit is good, man.

604
00:37:01,752 --> 00:37:03,387
You'll go blind,
Hiawatha.

605
00:37:04,722 --> 00:37:06,757
What the fuck is
up with that book?

606
00:37:06,958 --> 00:37:08,625
It's not something
you're interested in.

607
00:37:08,626 --> 00:37:09,594
Oh, no?

608
00:37:09,794 --> 00:37:11,328
Why?

609
00:37:11,329 --> 00:37:12,663
'Cause it's all about
fucking.

610
00:37:12,897 --> 00:37:14,465
Oh.

611
00:37:14,699 --> 00:37:16,133
Great.

612
00:37:16,334 --> 00:37:18,836
Really great.

613
00:37:19,070 --> 00:37:20,972
Fucking pussy.

614
00:37:22,740 --> 00:37:24,175
I ain't scared of you.

615
00:37:35,453 --> 00:37:37,688
Hello?

616
00:37:37,888 --> 00:37:39,423
Hello?

617
00:37:44,195 --> 00:37:45,930
What the fuck is going on
here?

618
00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:48,699
Goddamn it.

619
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,101
Who are you?

620
00:37:51,102 --> 00:37:52,602
I might ask you
the same question.

621
00:37:52,603 --> 00:37:54,304
What?

622
00:37:54,305 --> 00:37:57,642
Yeah, I need a name
to give to the cops.

623
00:37:58,509 --> 00:38:01,077
You're going
to call the cops?

624
00:38:01,078 --> 00:38:03,381
Yeah, maybe we should
call the cops, huh?

625
00:38:03,614 --> 00:38:04,514
Oh, OK, OK.

626
00:38:04,515 --> 00:38:06,316
Hey, let's call them.

627
00:38:06,317 --> 00:38:06,816
My name is Ronald Mader.

628
00:38:06,817 --> 00:38:07,652
Hello.

629
00:38:08,352 --> 00:38:10,988
I live across the way,
and I know for a fact

630
00:38:11,188 --> 00:38:12,857
that you don't belong
here.

631
00:38:13,190 --> 00:38:14,692
Don't anybody move.

632
00:38:15,359 --> 00:38:18,595
Do you ever go by Ronnie?

633
00:38:18,596 --> 00:38:20,131
What?

634
00:38:23,434 --> 00:38:25,569
I think he's Ronnie the
groaner.

635
00:38:26,671 --> 00:38:28,004
From the diary?

636
00:38:28,005 --> 00:38:28,839
Oh, man.

637
00:38:29,373 --> 00:38:31,275
You banged this guy's wife, too?

638
00:38:31,509 --> 00:38:32,476
Uh, no--

639
00:38:32,777 --> 00:38:33,543
She really gets around.

640
00:38:33,544 --> 00:38:34,745
Shut up.

641
00:38:35,079 --> 00:38:36,279
You know you're not
the only one, right?

642
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:39,483
I said-- shut up.

643
00:38:40,117 --> 00:38:42,286
We got you
by the balls, groaner.

644
00:38:43,087 --> 00:38:44,188
All right.

645
00:38:44,455 --> 00:38:46,324
I think maybe you
should leave now.

646
00:38:52,963 --> 00:38:56,199
Just, don't you stay
here.

647
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:57,133
Oh!

648
00:38:57,134 --> 00:38:57,767
Get out of here.

649
00:38:57,768 --> 00:38:58,401
Ronnie!

650
00:38:58,402 --> 00:38:58,969
You.

651
00:38:59,170 --> 00:39:00,037
Ronnie.

652
00:39:00,271 --> 00:39:01,238
Quick.

653
00:39:01,439 --> 00:39:02,406
Ronnie.

654
00:39:06,677 --> 00:39:08,611
Do you think he's actually
going to call the cops?

655
00:39:09,380 --> 00:39:10,981
No.

656
00:39:11,248 --> 00:39:13,851
But he will certainly
call Ms. Fucks-a-Lot.

657
00:39:15,319 --> 00:39:19,589
Then we have to
leave?

658
00:39:19,590 --> 00:39:20,624
Yes.

659
00:39:20,858 --> 00:39:22,393
Fuck!

660
00:40:04,668 --> 00:40:05,302
Shit.

661
00:40:05,536 --> 00:40:07,738
How old is it?

662
00:40:07,938 --> 00:40:09,407
One or two days.

663
00:40:09,673 --> 00:40:11,008
How can you tell?

664
00:40:11,409 --> 00:40:12,910
Doesn't stink that
bad.

665
00:40:13,711 --> 00:40:16,312
Is he dead?

666
00:40:16,313 --> 00:40:19,048
No, he's just resting.

667
00:40:19,049 --> 00:40:19,850
All right.

668
00:40:20,217 --> 00:40:21,752
So what do you want to
do?

669
00:40:41,672 --> 00:40:44,141
Give me a knife.

670
00:40:54,151 --> 00:40:56,787
Gross!

671
00:40:57,054 --> 00:40:58,589
Ugh.

672
00:41:59,450 --> 00:41:59,984
I have a question.

673
00:42:00,284 --> 00:42:01,417
Shoot.

674
00:42:03,153 --> 00:42:07,957
I understand what you guys
do, but not why you do it.

675
00:42:07,958 --> 00:42:08,993
Well, sooner or
later, everybody's

676
00:42:09,593 --> 00:42:12,529
going to be living like
this, or a lot of us anyhow.

677
00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:13,697
I don't understand.

678
00:42:14,398 --> 00:42:16,466
OK, you know about fossil
fuels?

679
00:42:16,467 --> 00:42:17,334
Duh.

680
00:42:17,635 --> 00:42:18,201
And what about peak oil?

681
00:42:18,202 --> 00:42:18,968
No.

682
00:42:18,969 --> 00:42:19,803
What's that?

683
00:42:20,671 --> 00:42:22,739
OK, well, the basic idea is
that the world's petroleum

684
00:42:22,740 --> 00:42:24,008
is going to run out.

685
00:42:24,241 --> 00:42:25,508
OK, so prices will spike.

686
00:42:25,509 --> 00:42:26,610
No one will be
able to afford it.

687
00:42:26,977 --> 00:42:29,346
And the world that
you know will be over.

688
00:42:29,914 --> 00:42:31,347
Because no one will be
able to drive anymore?

689
00:42:31,348 --> 00:42:32,081
No, no, no, man.

690
00:42:32,082 --> 00:42:32,850
Fuck!

691
00:42:34,718 --> 00:42:37,120
You see, that's just
the beginning of it, OK.

692
00:42:37,121 --> 00:42:39,857
Oil is in everything, from
makeup to fucking tires

693
00:42:40,090 --> 00:42:41,992
to fucking pharmaceuticals,
OK?

694
00:42:42,259 --> 00:42:44,193
So not only will things stop
moving, but tons of products

695
00:42:44,194 --> 00:42:44,828
will stop being made.

696
00:42:45,796 --> 00:42:48,898
The entire fucking system
will come to a halt.

697
00:42:48,899 --> 00:42:52,168
And billions-- mark my
fucking
words-- billions of people

698
00:42:52,169 --> 00:42:52,770
will die.

699
00:42:53,003 --> 00:42:56,339
Or adapt.

700
00:42:56,340 --> 00:42:59,476
I can't see any of that
actually happening.

701
00:42:59,677 --> 00:43:00,743
Is this based on fact?

702
00:43:00,744 --> 00:43:02,178
Sure, man!

703
00:43:02,179 --> 00:43:03,846
Yeah, it's fucking
based on facts.

704
00:43:03,847 --> 00:43:05,149
But facts aren't popular.

705
00:43:05,749 --> 00:43:08,885
No, everybody likes opinion
and
rumor, and that sort of shit

706
00:43:08,886 --> 00:43:10,553
is in.

707
00:43:10,554 --> 00:43:13,023
Isn't there something
we could do to stop it?

708
00:43:13,223 --> 00:43:15,559
I wish.

709
00:43:17,461 --> 00:43:18,963
Hmm.

710
00:43:27,271 --> 00:43:29,473
No!

711
00:43:29,740 --> 00:43:30,507
No!

712
00:43:30,708 --> 00:43:32,476
Fuck.

713
00:43:39,850 --> 00:43:41,318
Whoa, whoa.

714
00:43:41,518 --> 00:43:42,353
Whoa.

715
00:43:42,586 --> 00:43:44,054
Hey!

716
00:43:44,355 --> 00:43:47,123
Everything OK
there, little chief?

717
00:43:47,124 --> 00:43:51,228
I was up all night reading
about peak oil on the
internet.

718
00:43:52,930 --> 00:43:54,263
And?

719
00:43:54,264 --> 00:43:55,833
I think Bruho's right.

720
00:43:57,434 --> 00:44:00,370
And you know what oil is
in?

721
00:44:00,371 --> 00:44:02,172
Fucking
everything!

722
00:44:04,375 --> 00:44:05,075
OK.

723
00:44:05,743 --> 00:44:07,410
I mean, running out
of this stuff is going

724
00:44:07,411 --> 00:44:09,278
to be like the
apocalypse.

725
00:44:09,279 --> 00:44:10,980
Maybe.

726
00:44:10,981 --> 00:44:12,582
Are you saying that's not
true?

727
00:44:12,583 --> 00:44:13,651
Not necessarily.

728
00:44:14,051 --> 00:44:16,520
What I am saying is
more like, so what?

729
00:44:16,754 --> 00:44:19,023
So what?

730
00:44:19,256 --> 00:44:20,590
So what?

731
00:44:20,591 --> 00:44:21,458
All right.

732
00:44:21,825 --> 00:44:23,326
If you know you're
on the Titanic

733
00:44:23,327 --> 00:44:24,728
and you can see that
there's not enough room

734
00:44:25,095 --> 00:44:28,632
in the lifeboats for you, why
not live it up at the bar?

735
00:44:31,969 --> 00:44:34,904
I guess.

736
00:44:34,905 --> 00:44:36,440
Still sucks, though.

737
00:44:37,574 --> 00:44:38,942
Indeed it does.

738
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:44,214
OK.

739
00:44:44,415 --> 00:44:45,949
OK.

740
00:45:04,902 --> 00:45:06,070
Is that a party?

741
00:45:06,270 --> 00:45:07,771
Yup.

742
00:45:07,971 --> 00:45:09,406
I got to go reconnoiter.

743
00:45:10,140 --> 00:45:11,407
What?

744
00:45:11,408 --> 00:45:12,976
I need to practice my
French.

745
00:45:13,510 --> 00:45:15,745
Should I come with you?

746
00:45:15,746 --> 00:45:17,281
Under no circumstances.

747
00:46:18,609 --> 00:46:20,144
Hey.

748
00:46:39,863 --> 00:46:41,564
OK, I got a joke for you.

749
00:46:41,565 --> 00:46:43,333
All right.

750
00:46:43,534 --> 00:46:49,939
Do you know why Irish bean
soup
is made with only 239 beans,

751
00:46:49,940 --> 00:46:50,473
specifically that much, no
more?

752
00:46:50,474 --> 00:46:51,842
No.

753
00:46:52,309 --> 00:46:53,110
Why?

754
00:46:54,178 --> 00:46:56,946
Because one more (IN IRISH
ACCENT) would be "too
farty"!

755
00:46:58,882 --> 00:46:59,883
That's good.

756
00:47:00,184 --> 00:47:01,884
You're a fucking idiot.

757
00:47:01,885 --> 00:47:03,186
Boom.

758
00:47:03,187 --> 00:47:04,153
So Fred here tells
me what he does.

759
00:47:04,154 --> 00:47:04,988
What do you guys do?

760
00:47:06,089 --> 00:47:08,691
Well, wait, first, what did
he tell you he does again?

761
00:47:08,692 --> 00:47:09,426
Economics professor.

762
00:47:09,693 --> 00:47:11,227
Right.

763
00:47:11,228 --> 00:47:12,695
What do you do?

764
00:47:12,696 --> 00:47:13,463
I'm an entrepreneur.

765
00:47:13,697 --> 00:47:14,430
Really?

766
00:47:14,431 --> 00:47:15,364
Yeah.

767
00:47:15,365 --> 00:47:16,767
I invented the, uh--

768
00:47:17,401 --> 00:47:18,669
the interweb.

769
00:47:18,902 --> 00:47:19,836
Yeah, he's being an ass.

770
00:47:19,837 --> 00:47:20,503
He's really my assistant.

771
00:47:20,504 --> 00:47:21,104
Mm.

772
00:47:21,305 --> 00:47:22,105
Jaidon?

773
00:47:22,339 --> 00:47:23,506
Oh, that's my nephew.

774
00:47:23,507 --> 00:47:24,373
Ah.

775
00:47:24,374 --> 00:47:24,941
Uncle.

776
00:47:24,942 --> 00:47:26,008
Hey.

777
00:47:26,009 --> 00:47:27,009
So what are you doing?

778
00:47:27,010 --> 00:47:28,144
Right now, I'm house
sitting.

779
00:47:28,145 --> 00:47:29,780
Not very noble, I'm
aware.

780
00:47:30,714 --> 00:47:32,949
Do you have any more
beer in your house?

781
00:47:32,950 --> 00:47:34,250
Oh, I think so.

782
00:47:34,251 --> 00:47:37,186
Are you inviting yourself
over?

783
00:47:37,187 --> 00:47:37,654
Maybe.

784
00:47:39,189 --> 00:47:41,023
Please forgive my nephew.

785
00:47:41,024 --> 00:47:42,191
The only reason he started
drinking during the day.

786
00:47:42,192 --> 00:47:42,925
Ah.

787
00:47:42,926 --> 00:47:44,094
Wait.

788
00:47:45,162 --> 00:47:50,466
By the way, did Fred happen
to use a French line on you?

789
00:47:50,467 --> 00:47:52,236
You mean I'm not
the first to hear it?

790
00:47:52,436 --> 00:47:54,437
Yeah, I might have used it
once or twice as an
icebreaker.

791
00:47:54,438 --> 00:47:55,404
Aw.

792
00:47:55,405 --> 00:47:56,239
What did you say?

793
00:47:56,240 --> 00:47:57,073
Translated it.

794
00:47:57,074 --> 00:47:58,108
What does it mean?

795
00:47:58,642 --> 00:48:02,412
It means "You've shaken the
idle nature of my soul."

796
00:48:03,180 --> 00:48:04,814
Stuff like that
works?

797
00:48:04,815 --> 00:48:05,883
Depends on who's saying
it.

798
00:48:06,083 --> 00:48:07,050
And to whom.

799
00:48:07,251 --> 00:48:08,585
Greed.

800
00:48:08,919 --> 00:48:12,321
Myself, something of a sap
probably because my mom

801
00:48:12,322 --> 00:48:13,022
died when I was young.

802
00:48:13,023 --> 00:48:13,490
Really?

803
00:48:13,724 --> 00:48:14,490
Mm-hmm.

804
00:48:14,491 --> 00:48:14,992
Mine, too.

805
00:48:15,225 --> 00:48:16,326
I was six.

806
00:48:17,628 --> 00:48:18,896
I was eight.

807
00:48:20,397 --> 00:48:21,498
Where are you guys going?

808
00:48:21,765 --> 00:48:22,765
We'll find that beer.

809
00:48:22,766 --> 00:48:23,800
Where are they going?

810
00:48:24,034 --> 00:48:27,004
They're not very seminal.

811
00:48:34,177 --> 00:48:35,678
You sure you guys
don't want a ride?

812
00:48:35,679 --> 00:48:36,312
No.

813
00:48:36,313 --> 00:48:37,014
Jaidon?

814
00:48:37,214 --> 00:48:40,918
Um-- no, I'm cool.

815
00:48:41,251 --> 00:48:47,758
Put your arm up here, in
case you change your mind.

816
00:48:58,402 --> 00:49:00,938
My powers are
significant, bitches.

817
00:49:06,543 --> 00:49:07,710
Now what?

818
00:49:07,711 --> 00:49:08,779
Could eat some more
cheese.

819
00:49:09,012 --> 00:49:10,380
Plus, that would
give us an excuse

820
00:49:13,250 --> 00:49:15,518
to go fuck up that guy who
was trying to kick us out, right?

821
00:49:15,519 --> 00:49:16,219
That guy's huge.

822
00:49:16,453 --> 00:49:17,988
I know.

823
00:49:20,057 --> 00:49:21,658
Woo-hoo-hoo!

824
00:49:22,059 --> 00:49:25,561
So naturally, I won the bet,
and Stig was obliged to eat a
shoe.

825
00:49:25,562 --> 00:49:26,964
But no one ever
did figure out who

826
00:49:27,197 --> 00:49:28,565
vomited all those pine
needles.

827
00:49:30,767 --> 00:49:31,233
What's your place like
anyway?

828
00:49:31,234 --> 00:49:31,935
Why?

829
00:49:32,135 --> 00:49:32,869
Are you picky?

830
00:49:33,470 --> 00:49:34,103
I'm accustomed to
the finer things.

831
00:49:34,104 --> 00:49:35,104
Ha.

832
00:49:35,105 --> 00:49:35,973
I think you'll like it.

833
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:38,574
On the outside,
it's 18th century,

834
00:49:38,575 --> 00:49:40,077
but the inside is
kind of modern.

835
00:49:40,277 --> 00:49:42,678
Plus, there's an art
gallery in the basement.

836
00:49:42,679 --> 00:49:44,314
Ooh, cultural.

837
00:49:53,256 --> 00:49:54,624
Pretty avant garde show.

838
00:49:54,992 --> 00:49:56,392
There's no market
up here till the summer,

839
00:49:56,393 --> 00:49:58,095
so the owner shuts down.

840
00:49:58,328 --> 00:50:01,297
There's other places he'd
rather be from January to
May,

841
00:50:01,298 --> 00:50:03,266
but he still pays me
to mind the store.

842
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:06,936
So, wait, you have this place
uncontested for another
month?

843
00:50:06,937 --> 00:50:09,573
Assholes of his impose
sometimes, but it's rare.

844
00:50:11,141 --> 00:50:12,775
You know much about art?

845
00:50:12,776 --> 00:50:13,910
No, do you?

846
00:50:14,211 --> 00:50:15,746
I can tell a Manet from a
Monet.

847
00:50:15,979 --> 00:50:17,713
That's something.

848
00:50:17,714 --> 00:50:18,749
Do you have any bourbon?

849
00:50:19,282 --> 00:50:21,450
Now, you
sound like your nephew.

850
00:50:21,451 --> 00:50:22,753
We are related.

851
00:51:01,091 --> 00:51:03,192
Got a name for it?

852
00:51:03,193 --> 00:51:04,193
Call it "Copernicus, fuck
you.

853
00:51:04,194 --> 00:51:04,761
No, wait.

854
00:51:04,961 --> 00:51:05,695
Never mind.

855
00:51:08,265 --> 00:51:08,799
I take it back.

856
00:51:09,199 --> 00:51:09,800
You were right.

857
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:10,500
I'm coming."

858
00:51:11,334 --> 00:51:13,136
Sounds pretentious
enough to sell.

859
00:51:13,470 --> 00:51:14,704
You think?

860
00:51:14,971 --> 00:51:17,606
Anything's possible.

861
00:52:07,390 --> 00:52:08,691
Oh, what the fuck?

862
00:52:08,692 --> 00:52:09,926
I love a motherfucker!

863
00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:10,694
Did you piss on me?

864
00:52:13,430 --> 00:52:14,097
Stop!

865
00:52:14,364 --> 00:52:15,765
Get out of here!

866
00:52:15,966 --> 00:52:18,834
What the fuck?

867
00:52:18,835 --> 00:52:21,037
Ugh.

868
00:52:33,984 --> 00:52:35,785
So what do you
think they're doing?

869
00:52:36,019 --> 00:52:37,353
Who?

870
00:52:37,354 --> 00:52:38,922
Dirty Fred and the girl.

871
00:52:40,790 --> 00:52:43,193
Oh.

872
00:52:46,429 --> 00:52:48,064
Are rubbers made from
petroleum?

873
00:52:48,265 --> 00:52:49,698
Yeah, absolutely.

874
00:52:49,699 --> 00:52:51,033
And what about lube?

875
00:52:51,034 --> 00:52:53,336
No question.

876
00:52:53,570 --> 00:52:54,270
Shit.

877
00:52:54,271 --> 00:52:55,037
Hello.

878
00:52:55,038 --> 00:52:55,772
Oh, shit.

879
00:52:56,973 --> 00:52:57,807
What do we do?

880
00:52:58,108 --> 00:52:58,974
I'll handle it.

881
00:52:58,975 --> 00:52:59,675
Hey there.

882
00:52:59,676 --> 00:53:00,644
Hey.

883
00:53:05,949 --> 00:53:09,318
Really great cabin,
and the woods itself.

884
00:53:09,319 --> 00:53:10,453
It's quite beautiful out
here.

885
00:53:10,720 --> 00:53:12,354
You guys relatives of
these of these guys?

886
00:53:12,355 --> 00:53:13,156
Oh, yeah.

887
00:53:13,390 --> 00:53:15,324
Yeah, we know these--

888
00:53:15,325 --> 00:53:16,458
grab the fucking bag!

889
00:53:16,459 --> 00:53:17,226
The what?

890
00:53:17,227 --> 00:53:19,361
The bag!

891
00:53:19,362 --> 00:53:20,897
Shit.

892
00:53:22,832 --> 00:53:23,300
All right, look.

893
00:53:24,034 --> 00:53:25,668
Do you know how to get
there?

894
00:53:25,669 --> 00:53:26,736
No.

895
00:53:28,805 --> 00:53:30,373
You're angry at me, aren't
you?

896
00:53:30,607 --> 00:53:32,442
She wrote it on
your fucking arm.

897
00:53:32,642 --> 00:53:33,709
Do you even remember
that?

898
00:53:33,710 --> 00:53:34,511
Yeah, I do remember that.

899
00:53:35,478 --> 00:53:37,846
But do you remember her
drawing a map on my other
arm?

900
00:53:37,847 --> 00:53:39,415
'Cause no, she did not.

901
00:53:39,416 --> 00:53:41,551
You are so fucking
pointless.

902
00:53:42,118 --> 00:53:43,752
What do you want me to
say?

903
00:53:43,753 --> 00:53:45,221
I don't know the area that
well.

904
00:53:45,222 --> 00:53:45,755
You know what?

905
00:53:46,256 --> 00:53:47,022
You're a fucking idiot.

906
00:53:47,023 --> 00:53:48,190
Woo!

907
00:53:48,191 --> 00:53:49,926
And you're a fucking
dick.

908
00:54:06,843 --> 00:54:08,444
You always drink at
breakfast?

909
00:54:08,445 --> 00:54:09,713
Whenever possible.

910
00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:12,549
Makes the morning a
much less odious affair.

911
00:54:13,917 --> 00:54:15,318
Mm.

912
00:54:15,752 --> 00:54:18,020
So when are you going to tell
me what you and your friends

913
00:54:18,021 --> 00:54:18,955
really do?

914
00:54:19,155 --> 00:54:20,689
You still think I misled
you.

915
00:54:20,690 --> 00:54:21,992
I know you have.

916
00:54:22,425 --> 00:54:24,627
Mm, that almost
hurts my feelings.

917
00:54:24,628 --> 00:54:25,795
Fine.

918
00:54:26,396 --> 00:54:28,564
Why don't we talk
about something simpler,

919
00:54:28,565 --> 00:54:32,068
like where are you from?

920
00:54:32,302 --> 00:54:33,068
Virginia.

921
00:54:33,069 --> 00:54:34,070
Hmm.

922
00:54:34,304 --> 00:54:36,539
You still have family
there?

923
00:54:36,773 --> 00:54:38,408
Possibly my father.

924
00:54:40,777 --> 00:54:42,511
You know, I never did ask you
what happened to your
mother.

925
00:54:42,512 --> 00:54:45,382
Do you mind if I ask you
now?

926
00:54:45,649 --> 00:54:46,716
It was cancer.

927
00:54:46,916 --> 00:54:50,019
How about your mother?

928
00:54:50,020 --> 00:54:52,055
Car accident.

929
00:54:56,026 --> 00:54:58,861
Oh, do you not like
talking about this?

930
00:54:58,862 --> 00:55:01,364
No, it makes me a
little uncomfortable.

931
00:55:27,757 --> 00:55:31,226
Are you expecting anyone?

932
00:55:31,227 --> 00:55:32,329
Mm-mm.

933
00:55:32,629 --> 00:55:34,230
OK, I'm going to go
check the window.

934
00:55:34,531 --> 00:55:36,099
So stay.

935
00:55:41,137 --> 00:55:43,340
Oh, you guys missed
me that much?

936
00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:45,207
Yeah, we were really
concerned.

937
00:55:45,208 --> 00:55:46,642
And we almost got caught.

938
00:55:46,643 --> 00:55:47,610
Oh.

939
00:55:47,811 --> 00:55:49,511
How'd you even get here?

940
00:55:49,512 --> 00:55:50,146
Drove.

941
00:55:50,447 --> 00:55:51,714
Drove what?

942
00:55:51,715 --> 00:55:53,049
Bikes.

943
00:55:53,249 --> 00:55:55,518
See what an uncompromising
asshole he is.

944
00:55:55,819 --> 00:55:56,485
Look, I already punched
one guy this morning.

945
00:55:56,486 --> 00:55:57,520
Let us in.

946
00:55:57,754 --> 00:55:58,755
I'll have to check
with the missus,

947
00:55:59,789 --> 00:56:02,325
but your timing is
especially sucky.

948
00:56:03,493 --> 00:56:04,794
Go around to the side.

949
00:56:05,161 --> 00:56:07,496
Oh, get rid of that
machete.

950
00:56:07,497 --> 00:56:08,732
What?

951
00:56:08,998 --> 00:56:10,166
Just do it.

952
00:56:13,570 --> 00:56:17,540
I'm
coming back for it.

953
00:56:27,784 --> 00:56:28,618
Mm.

954
00:56:28,885 --> 00:56:29,752
Remember my associates--

955
00:56:29,753 --> 00:56:30,620
Oh.

956
00:56:30,820 --> 00:56:33,422
Bruho and Jaidon?

957
00:56:33,423 --> 00:56:34,189
Hey, guys.

958
00:56:34,190 --> 00:56:35,258
Hi.

959
00:56:35,759 --> 00:56:40,296
Apparently, the power
went out at our place.

960
00:56:40,597 --> 00:56:42,564
There's a power outage?

961
00:56:42,565 --> 00:56:44,134
Our place is very remote.

962
00:56:44,334 --> 00:56:45,568
Hmm.

963
00:56:45,802 --> 00:56:46,935
Well, you can stay
here if you want.

964
00:56:46,936 --> 00:56:47,636
That works.

965
00:56:47,637 --> 00:56:48,537
No.

966
00:56:48,538 --> 00:56:49,271
No, no, no, no.

967
00:56:49,272 --> 00:56:50,073
Fuck that.

968
00:56:50,673 --> 00:56:51,840
Look, we're not
staying anywhere.

969
00:56:51,841 --> 00:56:52,674
We're just here
to get Dirty Fred.

970
00:56:52,675 --> 00:56:53,642
Oh.

971
00:56:53,643 --> 00:56:54,144
All right, fuck.

972
00:56:54,544 --> 00:56:54,944
Do what you want.

973
00:56:55,378 --> 00:56:56,379
I don't care.

974
00:56:57,680 --> 00:57:01,316
OK, we got to have a
conference.

975
00:57:01,317 --> 00:57:02,385
We'll be back.

976
00:57:03,186 --> 00:57:04,287
Your eggs are going to get
cold.

977
00:57:05,388 --> 00:57:06,723
Oh.

978
00:57:08,391 --> 00:57:09,591
You're welcome.

979
00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:10,960
Damn!

980
00:57:14,898 --> 00:57:17,801
That rat has been talking
trash about me all day, too.

981
00:57:22,972 --> 00:57:25,174
Oh, dead eye over here.

982
00:57:25,175 --> 00:57:25,708
Put the rat back up!

983
00:57:25,942 --> 00:57:27,243
Put the rat!

984
00:57:29,012 --> 00:57:31,047
Hustle!

985
00:57:31,815 --> 00:57:33,048
When do I get to shoot?

986
00:57:33,049 --> 00:57:34,250
Soon!

987
00:57:34,584 --> 00:57:35,217
Just get back down there.

988
00:57:36,820 --> 00:57:38,220
So how long are you
planning on staying here?

989
00:57:38,221 --> 00:57:39,522
Why, you ready to go?

990
00:57:39,923 --> 00:57:42,325
You know I don't like to stay
places where I'm invited.

991
00:57:42,959 --> 00:57:45,728
It does feel somewhat
peculiar.

992
00:57:45,929 --> 00:57:47,363
So let's split, man.

993
00:57:47,831 --> 00:57:48,330
Yeah, soon, my man.

994
00:57:48,331 --> 00:57:48,832
Soon.

995
00:57:49,699 --> 00:57:52,669
In the meantime, try
to enjoy yourself.

996
00:57:53,670 --> 00:57:54,604
I want to stay.

997
00:57:55,738 --> 00:57:56,705
Ow!

998
00:57:57,674 --> 00:57:58,641
Fuck!

999
00:57:58,908 --> 00:58:00,477
Dick!

1000
00:58:02,679 --> 00:58:04,179
What, you want more?

1001
00:58:04,180 --> 00:58:04,647
All right.

1002
00:58:04,848 --> 00:58:05,782
All right.

1003
00:58:09,619 --> 00:58:11,654
What's the difference
between a tribe of pygmies

1004
00:58:11,955 --> 00:58:13,656
and a girls' track team?

1005
00:58:16,826 --> 00:58:23,198
A tribe of pygmies is a bunch
of cunning, little runts.

1006
00:58:23,199 --> 00:58:27,670
I had this girlfriend
who was really tall.

1007
00:58:28,071 --> 00:58:32,175
And when we were toes
to nose, I had my toes--

1008
00:58:33,743 --> 00:58:35,010
no, wait.

1009
00:58:35,011 --> 00:58:35,811
Oh, you tell it so well.

1010
00:58:35,812 --> 00:58:36,946
Wait, wait.

1011
00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:42,585
When we were nose to
toes, I had my toes in it.

1012
00:58:43,319 --> 00:58:45,655
Is that right?

1013
00:58:45,889 --> 00:58:47,624
Shit, that's not right, is
it?

1014
00:58:49,926 --> 00:58:52,529
How old is he anyway?

1015
00:58:52,729 --> 00:58:55,131
Our family is very
liberal.

1016
00:58:56,799 --> 00:58:57,566
Plus, he's been
depressed lately.

1017
00:58:57,567 --> 00:58:58,134
What?

1018
00:58:58,368 --> 00:58:59,068
Mm-hmm.

1019
00:58:59,602 --> 00:59:01,236
About what?

1020
00:59:01,237 --> 00:59:03,005
The end of the world.

1021
00:59:03,006 --> 00:59:04,874
You think it's coming
soon?

1022
00:59:05,108 --> 00:59:06,608
Very soon.

1023
00:59:06,609 --> 00:59:07,776
Really?

1024
00:59:07,777 --> 00:59:09,612
Don't get into it with
her.

1025
00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:12,748
Why not?

1026
00:59:12,749 --> 00:59:14,383
Because you wouldn't
believe him if he told you.

1027
00:59:14,384 --> 00:59:15,251
You don't think so?

1028
00:59:15,919 --> 00:59:19,588
No, because normal
people like you never do.

1029
00:59:19,589 --> 00:59:20,589
You refuse to believe
that anything is possible.

1030
00:59:20,590 --> 00:59:21,390
You think I'm normal?

1031
00:59:21,391 --> 00:59:21,991
Yeah, I do.

1032
00:59:22,492 --> 00:59:23,292
And you're what, abnormal?

1033
00:59:23,293 --> 00:59:23,826
I guess so.

1034
00:59:26,529 --> 00:59:28,498
Well, you're certainly
fucking rude.

1035
00:59:32,335 --> 00:59:32,936
Please forgive him.

1036
00:59:33,736 --> 00:59:35,038
I know somewhere
in his idiot brain,

1037
00:59:35,271 --> 00:59:36,738
he's sorry for his
behavior.

1038
00:59:36,739 --> 00:59:38,908
What is his problem?

1039
00:59:39,142 --> 00:59:40,276
He is an angry dude.

1040
00:59:40,476 --> 00:59:41,444
Well, is he?

1041
00:59:41,711 --> 00:59:43,680
Yeah.

1042
00:59:43,880 --> 00:59:46,849
Sometimes Bruho doesn't
play nice with others.

1043
00:59:47,183 --> 00:59:49,418
Jesus.

1044
00:59:49,419 --> 00:59:50,753
I do, though.

1045
00:59:52,822 --> 00:59:54,223
I play real nice.

1046
00:59:56,392 --> 00:59:57,126
Mm-hmm.

1047
00:59:57,393 --> 00:59:58,127
Mm-hmm.

1048
00:59:58,394 --> 00:59:58,962
Yeah, yeah.

1049
01:00:00,897 --> 01:00:02,632
Yeah, I--

1050
01:00:04,667 --> 01:00:05,567
Yeah.

1051
01:01:04,260 --> 01:01:05,894
You know, you might be
a little nicer since I'm

1052
01:01:05,895 --> 01:01:07,230
letting you stay here.

1053
01:01:07,930 --> 01:01:09,698
I don't want to stay
here.

1054
01:01:09,699 --> 01:01:11,834
Wow, you're just a dick.

1055
01:01:15,505 --> 01:01:16,205
Fuck.

1056
01:01:25,348 --> 01:01:27,116
Hi.

1057
01:01:27,350 --> 01:01:30,218
Hey.

1058
01:01:30,219 --> 01:01:30,919
That's OK.

1059
01:01:30,920 --> 01:01:31,520
You miss me?

1060
01:01:31,521 --> 01:01:31,954
Yeah.

1061
01:01:34,323 --> 01:01:35,824
Let's take this inside, huh?

1062
01:01:35,825 --> 01:01:37,093
No, wait.

1063
01:01:39,295 --> 01:01:40,762
There's people in there.

1064
01:01:40,763 --> 01:01:41,397
What do you mean,
there's people in there?

1065
01:01:41,664 --> 01:01:42,831
There's people in my--

1066
01:01:42,832 --> 01:01:43,666
It's OK.

1067
01:01:43,933 --> 01:01:44,499
Get your hands off of me.

1068
01:01:44,500 --> 01:01:45,334
OK?

1069
01:01:45,568 --> 01:01:46,735
I'm going inside.

1070
01:01:46,736 --> 01:01:47,402
Do not-- do not do that.

1071
01:01:47,403 --> 01:01:47,770
OK.

1072
01:01:48,071 --> 01:01:48,805
All right.

1073
01:01:49,372 --> 01:01:49,872
OK?

1074
01:01:50,073 --> 01:01:50,573
OK?

1075
01:01:50,840 --> 01:01:51,574
Chill out.

1076
01:01:51,841 --> 01:01:53,341
Hey!

1077
01:01:53,342 --> 01:01:55,377
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1078
01:01:55,378 --> 01:01:56,478
Don't ever fucking
push a fucking lady!

1079
01:01:56,479 --> 01:01:57,146
Who the fuck are you
fucker?

1080
01:01:57,380 --> 01:01:57,880
You're fucking crazy.

1081
01:01:58,347 --> 01:01:58,781
Get in your fucking car.

1082
01:02:00,616 --> 01:02:01,017
I'm going, I'm going!

1083
01:02:01,784 --> 01:02:02,784
And get the fuck out of
here!

1084
01:02:02,785 --> 01:02:03,518
Asshole!

1085
01:02:03,519 --> 01:02:04,153
Jesus.

1086
01:02:06,255 --> 01:02:07,689
It's not over, dumb
bitch.

1087
01:02:20,670 --> 01:02:23,171
You've been there
the whole time?

1088
01:02:23,172 --> 01:02:25,074
Not the whole time.

1089
01:02:41,991 --> 01:02:47,230
So I haven't been entirely
honest with you guys.

1090
01:02:47,530 --> 01:02:49,965
No shit.

1091
01:02:49,966 --> 01:02:52,434
The guy I'm house sitting
for isn't just an artist.

1092
01:02:52,435 --> 01:02:53,302
Boyfriend.

1093
01:02:53,503 --> 01:02:55,772
Ex-boyfriend as of now.

1094
01:02:56,305 --> 01:02:57,272
What's his problem?

1095
01:02:57,273 --> 01:02:58,441
He's a drunk.

1096
01:02:58,841 --> 01:03:00,076
That's no excuse.

1097
01:03:02,278 --> 01:03:03,178
Hey, guys.

1098
01:03:03,179 --> 01:03:05,581
Oh.

1099
01:03:06,449 --> 01:03:08,116
What's going
on?

1100
01:03:08,117 --> 01:03:09,852
We can't stay here
anymore.

1101
01:03:11,954 --> 01:03:14,923
So what do you want to
do?

1102
01:03:14,924 --> 01:03:16,291
Is she going to come with
us?

1103
01:03:16,292 --> 01:03:18,261
No, she doesn't want
to come with us.

1104
01:03:18,461 --> 01:03:19,761
Yes, she does want
to come with us.

1105
01:03:19,762 --> 01:03:21,063
I think it's a capital
idea.

1106
01:03:21,364 --> 01:03:25,201
Well, mm, where are you
going?

1107
01:03:27,136 --> 01:03:29,672
We have no fixed
destination in mind.

1108
01:03:30,173 --> 01:03:31,474
We're like hobos.

1109
01:03:34,577 --> 01:03:36,245
Pretty cool.

1110
01:03:42,018 --> 01:03:44,820
So I'm supposed to break
in?

1111
01:03:44,821 --> 01:03:46,088
Is that going to be a
problem?

1112
01:03:46,289 --> 01:03:47,356
Uh--

1113
01:03:47,557 --> 01:03:48,991
Hesitation is not a good
sign.

1114
01:03:49,292 --> 01:03:51,259
Sorry, I just didn't
believe you till now.

1115
01:03:51,260 --> 01:03:53,895
OK, now that you do,
are you up to it?

1116
01:03:53,896 --> 01:03:54,563
I think so.

1117
01:03:54,564 --> 01:03:55,398
Good.

1118
01:03:55,898 --> 01:03:57,232
Now remember what we told
you.

1119
01:03:57,233 --> 01:03:58,634
No Jaidons.

1120
01:03:58,935 --> 01:04:00,169
What's a Jaidon again?

1121
01:04:00,403 --> 01:04:02,170
Throwing a rock
through a window.

1122
01:04:02,171 --> 01:04:03,306
That was only once.

1123
01:04:03,539 --> 01:04:04,106
No Jaidons.

1124
01:04:04,340 --> 01:04:07,309
Got it.

1125
01:04:07,310 --> 01:04:09,445
I still can't
believe she's here.

1126
01:04:09,979 --> 01:04:10,679
Ah, she'll be fine.

1127
01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:11,113
I like her.

1128
01:04:11,347 --> 01:04:11,714
Whatever.

1129
01:04:12,215 --> 01:04:13,282
She's a tourist man.

1130
01:04:13,716 --> 01:04:16,219
Once things start going
bad, she'll be gone.

1131
01:04:16,686 --> 01:04:18,487
She might surprise you.

1132
01:04:25,061 --> 01:04:27,463
Can we never use the
term Jaidon again.

1133
01:04:33,035 --> 01:04:35,004
Not so bad, huh?

1134
01:04:35,238 --> 01:04:36,638
Don't get cocky.

1135
01:04:36,639 --> 01:04:37,405
All right, spread out.

1136
01:04:37,406 --> 01:04:39,141
Look around.

1137
01:04:47,817 --> 01:04:49,452
Nothing in there but
books.

1138
01:04:50,620 --> 01:04:52,487
A glass dildo?

1139
01:04:54,657 --> 01:04:55,191
Got some eggs.

1140
01:04:56,092 --> 01:04:58,194
They still appear
to be pretty fresh.

1141
01:04:58,561 --> 01:04:59,362
Codeine.

1142
01:04:59,595 --> 01:05:01,898
Ibuprofen.

1143
01:05:02,198 --> 01:05:04,599
Yeah, it's not a king's
ransom, but pretty good

1144
01:05:04,600 --> 01:05:05,201
for a first house.

1145
01:05:05,434 --> 01:05:06,902
Aw, shucks.

1146
01:05:06,903 --> 01:05:08,337
It wasn't anything.

1147
01:05:11,741 --> 01:05:13,808
Bruho, say something
nice.

1148
01:05:13,809 --> 01:05:15,444
Way not to fuck it up.

1149
01:05:16,545 --> 01:05:18,648
Faint praising cunt.

1150
01:05:18,881 --> 01:05:20,448
Jaidon, anything to add?

1151
01:05:20,449 --> 01:05:22,718
I mean, her track record is
already better than yours.

1152
01:05:22,985 --> 01:05:25,454
Hey, I saved us from
Ronnie.

1153
01:05:25,755 --> 01:05:28,290
And why didn't she have
to do an initiation?

1154
01:05:28,291 --> 01:05:29,257
Hmm?

1155
01:05:29,258 --> 01:05:30,927
Good question.

1156
01:05:31,127 --> 01:05:32,094
What initiation?

1157
01:05:32,361 --> 01:05:33,095
Hmm.

1158
01:05:35,231 --> 01:05:36,198
You'll see.

1159
01:05:36,399 --> 01:05:38,100
What initiation?

1160
01:05:38,301 --> 01:05:39,267
This dildo is so veiny.

1161
01:05:39,268 --> 01:05:39,936
Gross.

1162
01:05:40,136 --> 01:05:41,470
Don't touch that.

1163
01:05:42,138 --> 01:05:43,172
Come back here.

1164
01:05:43,539 --> 01:05:44,172
Just touch it.

1165
01:05:44,173 --> 01:05:45,173
No!

1166
01:05:45,174 --> 01:05:46,542
Get out of here.

1167
01:05:46,909 --> 01:05:48,410
1, 2, 3.

1168
01:05:49,478 --> 01:05:50,545
Shit, this is intense.

1169
01:05:50,546 --> 01:05:51,280
Yeah, it is.

1170
01:05:51,614 --> 01:05:53,649
And hot, like fire-hot!

1171
01:05:53,849 --> 01:05:54,983
Shut up and stay on the
board.

1172
01:05:54,984 --> 01:05:55,884
No, are you serious?

1173
01:05:55,885 --> 01:05:56,419
Oh, my god!

1174
01:05:56,652 --> 01:05:58,154
Oh, my god.

1175
01:05:58,721 --> 01:05:59,521
What are you doing?

1176
01:06:02,191 --> 01:06:02,692
You did it!

1177
01:06:03,392 --> 01:06:06,094
Are you fucking kidding
me?

1178
01:06:06,095 --> 01:06:07,462
Are you kidding me?

1179
01:06:09,665 --> 01:06:11,934
Jesus Christ!

1180
01:06:17,606 --> 01:06:19,841
OK, so what is this, some
sort of second initiation

1181
01:06:19,842 --> 01:06:20,609
or something?

1182
01:06:20,977 --> 01:06:23,211
No, it's just a game.

1183
01:06:23,212 --> 01:06:24,579
OK, who goes first?

1184
01:06:24,580 --> 01:06:25,314
Anybody.

1185
01:06:25,614 --> 01:06:26,948
It doesn't matter.

1186
01:06:26,949 --> 01:06:28,050
I nominate myself.

1187
01:06:28,250 --> 01:06:29,117
Ow!

1188
01:06:29,118 --> 01:06:30,051
Ooh.

1189
01:06:30,052 --> 01:06:30,586
Fuck!

1190
01:06:31,887 --> 01:06:32,822
All right, now what?

1191
01:06:33,522 --> 01:06:35,657
Now Jaidon gets to pick
whoever he wants to hit,

1192
01:06:35,658 --> 01:06:39,028
but whoever he wants to hit
gets to pick which shoulder.

1193
01:06:39,595 --> 01:06:40,363
Primitive, no?

1194
01:06:40,563 --> 01:06:42,098
Rather.

1195
01:06:43,499 --> 01:06:44,165
Ooh.

1196
01:06:44,166 --> 01:06:45,033
Nice.

1197
01:06:45,034 --> 01:06:45,434
Mm.

1198
01:06:50,339 --> 01:06:51,540
What, no one's going to hit
me?

1199
01:06:51,807 --> 01:06:52,842
Pick a shoulder.

1200
01:06:56,679 --> 01:06:57,512
Oh!

1201
01:06:57,513 --> 01:06:58,179
Oh, Jesus.

1202
01:06:58,180 --> 01:06:59,015
Fuck.

1203
01:06:59,648 --> 01:07:01,484
That's how the game
is played, my man.

1204
01:07:01,884 --> 01:07:02,818
And I get to hit whoever?

1205
01:07:03,119 --> 01:07:04,653
Yep.

1206
01:07:05,988 --> 01:07:06,821
All right.

1207
01:07:06,822 --> 01:07:07,889
Mm.

1208
01:07:07,890 --> 01:07:08,690
Move out of the way.

1209
01:07:09,592 --> 01:07:10,358
Is this legal?

1210
01:07:10,359 --> 01:07:11,961
No.

1211
01:07:18,434 --> 01:07:19,368
Ow.

1212
01:07:19,635 --> 01:07:20,802
It's not bad.

1213
01:07:20,803 --> 01:07:22,470
Not bad.

1214
01:07:22,471 --> 01:07:23,139
Yeah?

1215
01:07:23,339 --> 01:07:24,040
All right.

1216
01:07:24,340 --> 01:07:26,308
Who do you pick?

1217
01:09:57,960 --> 01:09:58,627
Hey.

1218
01:09:58,827 --> 01:09:59,828
Hi.

1219
01:10:00,062 --> 01:10:01,530
You're wondering about
that?

1220
01:10:01,764 --> 01:10:03,398
Kind of hard not to.

1221
01:10:03,399 --> 01:10:05,000
It's because of
petroleum.

1222
01:10:06,969 --> 01:10:08,170
I don't follow.

1223
01:10:08,470 --> 01:10:09,805
The world is running out of
it.

1224
01:10:10,105 --> 01:10:12,107
Oh, you mean peak oil?

1225
01:10:12,308 --> 01:10:13,841
You know about it?

1226
01:10:13,842 --> 01:10:15,411
Yeah.

1227
01:10:16,378 --> 01:10:17,812
Is that why you've
been depressed?

1228
01:10:17,813 --> 01:10:20,716
Is that why you think
the world is ending?

1229
01:10:20,983 --> 01:10:23,152
Aren't you worried?

1230
01:10:23,385 --> 01:10:25,119
Well, yeah, I am.

1231
01:10:25,120 --> 01:10:26,855
But then I try to be
optimistic.

1232
01:10:27,056 --> 01:10:28,691
There's other things
to believe in.

1233
01:10:28,891 --> 01:10:30,793
Like what?

1234
01:10:31,026 --> 01:10:32,861
The singularity, for
example.

1235
01:10:33,062 --> 01:10:34,629
What?

1236
01:10:34,630 --> 01:10:37,332
Well, it's the idea
that somehow technology

1237
01:10:37,333 --> 01:10:39,667
is going to conquer
normal human limitations.

1238
01:10:39,668 --> 01:10:42,103
So hypothetically,
anyway, we'll be

1239
01:10:42,104 --> 01:10:45,241
able to solve problems that
seem impossible to us right
now.

1240
01:10:46,008 --> 01:10:47,709
You think robots will save
us?

1241
01:10:47,710 --> 01:10:49,777
Yeah, maybe.

1242
01:10:49,778 --> 01:10:51,347
Before they turn on us.

1243
01:10:51,914 --> 01:10:54,617
I guess in the long run,
we're fucked either way.

1244
01:10:58,087 --> 01:11:00,322
You know I like you, right?

1245
01:11:01,991 --> 01:11:06,327
I like you, too, all you
guys, although I'm a little
worried

1246
01:11:06,328 --> 01:11:07,796
about that one over
there.

1247
01:11:09,898 --> 01:11:12,133
You know what he's
said about you?

1248
01:11:12,134 --> 01:11:13,868
What?

1249
01:11:13,869 --> 01:11:17,139
That you're just a tourist,
that you won't last with us.

1250
01:11:17,373 --> 01:11:18,374
Really?

1251
01:11:18,641 --> 01:11:19,642
Mm-hmm, yep.

1252
01:11:19,875 --> 01:11:21,143
Thinks you're soft.

1253
01:11:21,910 --> 01:11:26,348
But then, again, he's the
toughest one of us all.

1254
01:11:27,182 --> 01:11:28,851
I wonder.

1255
01:11:31,287 --> 01:11:31,986
Who wants to go on a
mission?

1256
01:11:31,987 --> 01:11:32,820
For what?

1257
01:11:32,821 --> 01:11:33,555
Vermouth.

1258
01:11:40,629 --> 01:11:43,064
I bet you these
people have vermouth.

1259
01:11:43,065 --> 01:11:44,366
I second that.

1260
01:11:44,566 --> 01:11:46,901
You want me to go check it
out?

1261
01:11:46,902 --> 01:11:48,537
Yeah, let's all go.

1262
01:12:06,055 --> 01:12:08,756
What do
you even call this?

1263
01:12:08,757 --> 01:12:13,261
Oh, colonial or federal
or American something.

1264
01:12:13,262 --> 01:12:15,064
How about ye old school?

1265
01:12:17,800 --> 01:12:19,435
You guys find
anything interesting?

1266
01:12:19,902 --> 01:12:20,936
Mm-mm.

1267
01:12:21,270 --> 01:12:24,440
Just some personal
correspondence.

1268
01:12:24,840 --> 01:12:25,874
Ooh!

1269
01:12:26,108 --> 01:12:26,608
Let me see that.

1270
01:12:26,809 --> 01:12:27,408
Hey!

1271
01:12:27,409 --> 01:12:28,209
Oh!

1272
01:12:28,210 --> 01:12:29,311
Hey, wait up.

1273
01:12:38,620 --> 01:12:40,122
What's that?

1274
01:12:44,159 --> 01:12:45,361
I don't know.

1275
01:12:46,061 --> 01:12:48,397
World's fanciest
outhouse?

1276
01:12:52,368 --> 01:12:53,702
I know what that is.

1277
01:13:36,011 --> 01:13:37,546
Stop.

1278
01:13:57,533 --> 01:14:02,770
So, what was that
supposed to do?

1279
01:14:02,771 --> 01:14:03,605
It encourages sweat.

1280
01:14:03,806 --> 01:14:05,340
The Fins invented it.

1281
01:14:05,574 --> 01:14:07,142
Fins?

1282
01:14:08,644 --> 01:14:10,312
Persons from Finland.

1283
01:14:11,480 --> 01:14:12,880
Isn't that where
Santa Claus is from?

1284
01:14:12,881 --> 01:14:13,982
Hahaha.

1285
01:14:14,383 --> 01:14:15,517
Do you still leave
out milk and cookies

1286
01:14:15,751 --> 01:14:16,551
for that reindeer
molester?

1287
01:14:16,552 --> 01:14:17,319
No, I don't.

1288
01:14:18,187 --> 01:14:20,221
Oh, you waited by the
chimney all Christmas Eve.

1289
01:14:20,222 --> 01:14:21,256
No, I did not.

1290
01:14:21,990 --> 01:14:23,257
And you cwied when there
weren't any pwetty presents.

1291
01:14:23,258 --> 01:14:23,992
I don't need any
pwetty presents,

1292
01:14:24,426 --> 01:14:25,960
nor do I need them
anymore.

1293
01:14:25,961 --> 01:14:26,561
I'm a man, so not a
child.

1294
01:14:26,562 --> 01:14:27,162
Thank you.

1295
01:14:29,164 --> 01:14:33,268
Your little back and forth
getting pretty good over
there.

1296
01:14:33,802 --> 01:14:35,336
I much prefer our little
back and forth routine.

1297
01:14:35,337 --> 01:14:36,137
Oh, my--

1298
01:14:36,138 --> 01:14:37,272
Excuse me!

1299
01:14:37,906 --> 01:14:38,574
What are you doing here?

1300
01:14:39,641 --> 01:14:42,444
Oh, I'm a friend of Stacy's
she said we could stay here.

1301
01:14:42,845 --> 01:14:43,811
She did what?

1302
01:14:43,812 --> 01:14:45,313
Oh, I thought she told
you.

1303
01:14:45,314 --> 01:14:47,515
No, she did no such
thing.

1304
01:14:47,516 --> 01:14:48,616
Yeah, um, how long have you
and your little boyfriends
been

1305
01:14:48,617 --> 01:14:49,518
partying here?

1306
01:14:50,252 --> 01:14:50,986
Well, we just got here.

1307
01:14:51,487 --> 01:14:53,021
And these aren't my
boyfriends.

1308
01:14:53,222 --> 01:14:55,556
OK, well, the party's
over in any case.

1309
01:14:55,557 --> 01:14:56,123
Well, shouldn't we call
Stacy?

1310
01:14:56,124 --> 01:14:56,924
Ugh.

1311
01:14:56,925 --> 01:14:57,492
In Buenos Aires?

1312
01:14:57,493 --> 01:14:57,960
Mm-hmm.

1313
01:14:58,894 --> 01:15:00,561
Yeah, it's not like
we give a shit what

1314
01:15:00,562 --> 01:15:01,229
that little whore would
have to say about it anyway.

1315
01:15:01,230 --> 01:15:01,829
Scott!

1316
01:15:01,830 --> 01:15:02,664
What?

1317
01:15:02,931 --> 01:15:03,931
I have two words for
you--

1318
01:15:03,932 --> 01:15:04,966
Buenos fucking Aires.

1319
01:15:04,967 --> 01:15:05,733
Whose side are you on?

1320
01:15:05,734 --> 01:15:06,401
Do something!

1321
01:15:07,035 --> 01:15:07,602
All right, let's
go!

1322
01:15:07,603 --> 01:15:08,103
Get out!

1323
01:15:08,303 --> 01:15:08,704
Get out!

1324
01:15:09,371 --> 01:15:10,004
Get dressed, and get out.

1325
01:15:10,005 --> 01:15:10,405
Come on!

1326
01:15:10,672 --> 01:15:11,206
Let's go.

1327
01:15:11,440 --> 01:15:12,440
Yeah, thanks.

1328
01:15:12,441 --> 01:15:13,141
And leave the towels!

1329
01:15:13,475 --> 01:15:14,675
They're Egyptian cotton.

1330
01:15:14,676 --> 01:15:15,910
Oh, my god.

1331
01:15:15,911 --> 01:15:16,644
They were reading our
letters!

1332
01:15:16,645 --> 01:15:17,045
Oh!

1333
01:15:17,546 --> 01:15:19,948
Oh, honey, come on.

1334
01:15:20,282 --> 01:15:21,817
Let's go get an ice
cream.

1335
01:15:31,827 --> 01:15:34,263
Shouldn't we call Stacy?

1336
01:15:34,463 --> 01:15:36,931
That was a real kick in
the dick moment for me.

1337
01:15:36,932 --> 01:15:38,600
Such cojones.

1338
01:15:38,901 --> 01:15:40,234
Oh, I was just reading
a letter from her.

1339
01:15:40,235 --> 01:15:41,904
They didn't even notice
it was in my hand.

1340
01:15:42,137 --> 01:15:43,005
Awe inspiring.

1341
01:15:43,205 --> 01:15:43,738
You think so?

1342
01:15:43,739 --> 01:15:44,239
I do.

1343
01:15:45,107 --> 01:15:46,941
You are a badass of
the highest order.

1344
01:15:46,942 --> 01:15:47,842
That's overstating it.

1345
01:15:47,843 --> 01:15:48,610
No.

1346
01:15:48,810 --> 01:15:49,810
No, it isn't.

1347
01:15:49,811 --> 01:15:50,979
You stand up to
adversity.

1348
01:15:51,179 --> 01:15:52,179
You smack it in the face.

1349
01:15:52,180 --> 01:15:52,648
Yeah.

1350
01:15:52,881 --> 01:15:53,448
Yeah.

1351
01:15:53,649 --> 01:15:54,349
Yeah.

1352
01:15:54,550 --> 01:15:55,784
Keeper.

1353
01:15:56,018 --> 01:15:59,387
I'd take you home
to meet my folks.

1354
01:15:59,388 --> 01:16:02,056
You mean your father, right?

1355
01:16:02,057 --> 01:16:03,558
Right, I mean my father.

1356
01:16:03,559 --> 01:16:06,929
My mother passed away.

1357
01:16:07,863 --> 01:16:10,899
She didn't die when
you were 8, did she?

1358
01:16:12,701 --> 01:16:17,739
Uh, it was more of
a spiritual death?

1359
01:16:19,708 --> 01:16:20,909
Ugh, god!

1360
01:16:37,125 --> 01:16:37,492
Yep.

1361
01:16:37,693 --> 01:16:38,427
What?

1362
01:16:39,394 --> 01:16:40,062
Yep.

1363
01:16:40,262 --> 01:16:40,995
What are you doing?

1364
01:16:40,996 --> 01:16:41,562
Come on.

1365
01:16:41,563 --> 01:16:41,964
Stop!

1366
01:16:42,164 --> 01:16:44,466
Ow.

1367
01:16:57,479 --> 01:16:59,047
Hey, Fred.

1368
01:17:01,149 --> 01:17:03,619
Jaidon, what are
you doing in here?

1369
01:17:03,919 --> 01:17:05,020
Kicked me out.

1370
01:17:24,873 --> 01:17:26,408
Hey!

1371
01:17:36,551 --> 01:17:37,919
So he lied to you?

1372
01:17:38,120 --> 01:17:39,787
Extravagantly.

1373
01:17:39,788 --> 01:17:40,756
That's what he does.

1374
01:17:41,156 --> 01:17:42,223
What do you want
me to do about it?

1375
01:17:42,224 --> 01:17:43,025
Nothing.

1376
01:17:43,358 --> 01:17:44,760
Then why are you here?

1377
01:17:47,029 --> 01:17:48,430
I saw you yesterday.

1378
01:17:50,165 --> 01:17:50,832
So?

1379
01:17:51,033 --> 01:17:52,100
I saw you, too.

1380
01:17:52,334 --> 01:17:53,435
In the morning.

1381
01:17:55,937 --> 01:17:57,271
And?

1382
01:17:57,272 --> 01:17:58,774
The others don't know
about it, do they?

1383
01:17:59,041 --> 01:18:00,676
I don't even know what
you're talking about.

1384
01:18:00,876 --> 01:18:02,209
How long have you been doing
it?

1385
01:18:02,210 --> 01:18:03,378
Doing what?

1386
01:18:03,679 --> 01:18:06,447
Did something happen to
you?

1387
01:18:06,448 --> 01:18:08,016
No.

1388
01:18:10,819 --> 01:18:12,720
You're not gay, are you?

1389
01:18:12,721 --> 01:18:14,355
No, I am not gay.

1390
01:18:14,356 --> 01:18:14,956
You're a virgin?

1391
01:18:15,257 --> 01:18:16,792
No.

1392
01:18:18,727 --> 01:18:20,162
Stand up.

1393
01:18:20,429 --> 01:18:22,731
Look, I'm not going to stand
up.

1394
01:18:37,079 --> 01:18:41,382
How do I know you're not just
doing this to get back at
Fred?

1395
01:18:41,383 --> 01:18:43,885
You don't.

1396
01:18:44,119 --> 01:18:45,921
Stand up.

1397
01:19:02,370 --> 01:19:03,638
Take off your pants.

1398
01:20:08,303 --> 01:20:08,969
Oh, fuck!

1399
01:20:08,970 --> 01:20:09,337
What?

1400
01:20:09,638 --> 01:20:10,504
Oh, fuck!

1401
01:20:10,505 --> 01:20:11,138
What happened?

1402
01:20:11,139 --> 01:20:11,840
Ow!

1403
01:20:12,073 --> 01:20:12,507
Ow, ow, ow!

1404
01:20:12,707 --> 01:20:13,441
Ow.

1405
01:20:50,779 --> 01:20:52,581
Ow, ow, ow.

1406
01:20:52,814 --> 01:20:53,614
Oh, fuck.

1407
01:20:53,615 --> 01:20:54,348
Are you OK?

1408
01:20:54,349 --> 01:20:55,050
Shit, no!

1409
01:20:55,550 --> 01:20:56,817
No, I'm not OK.

1410
01:20:56,818 --> 01:20:57,586
Fuck!

1411
01:20:57,886 --> 01:20:58,519
She broke her ankle.

1412
01:20:59,888 --> 01:21:01,755
She broke her
fucking ankle, man!

1413
01:21:01,756 --> 01:21:05,026
Oh, god.

1414
01:21:05,260 --> 01:21:06,493
Oh, my god.

1415
01:21:06,494 --> 01:21:08,763
Oh, my god, no, no!

1416
01:21:30,218 --> 01:21:31,418
Can you hotwire it?

1417
01:21:31,419 --> 01:21:31,953
Sure.

1418
01:21:32,254 --> 01:21:33,320
So do it.

1419
01:21:33,321 --> 01:21:34,088
No.

1420
01:21:34,089 --> 01:21:35,457
Why not?

1421
01:21:36,658 --> 01:21:38,592
If you want to drive your new
girlfriend to the hospital

1422
01:21:38,593 --> 01:21:40,061
so badly, you do it.

1423
01:21:40,595 --> 01:21:42,464
Jesus Christ, you're
pitiful.

1424
01:21:43,031 --> 01:21:43,931
Hey, Jaidon!

1425
01:21:43,932 --> 01:21:44,633
What?

1426
01:21:44,933 --> 01:21:46,634
Can you drive?

1427
01:21:46,635 --> 01:21:48,103
I don't know how to.

1428
01:21:49,971 --> 01:21:51,672
What the fuck do you mean,
you don't know how to?

1429
01:21:51,673 --> 01:21:52,440
I'm from New York.

1430
01:21:52,874 --> 01:21:53,908
Nobody knows how to
drive.

1431
01:21:53,909 --> 01:21:55,342
Oh, fuck me.

1432
01:21:55,343 --> 01:21:56,711
You are kidding me.

1433
01:21:56,912 --> 01:21:59,346
Are you not going to
drive on principle?

1434
01:21:59,347 --> 01:22:01,982
What the fuck do
you want me to do?

1435
01:22:01,983 --> 01:22:04,451
Who doesn't even
have a cell phone?

1436
01:22:04,452 --> 01:22:06,187
I have these many.

1437
01:22:06,454 --> 01:22:08,522
What the fuck.

1438
01:22:08,523 --> 01:22:09,991
No reception up here.

1439
01:22:10,258 --> 01:22:11,726
Ugh!

1440
01:22:11,927 --> 01:22:14,095
Fucking useless!

1441
01:22:14,396 --> 01:22:17,565
Mm, fuck, mm!

1442
01:22:22,337 --> 01:22:23,204
Fuck!

1443
01:22:23,438 --> 01:22:25,040
We went in a circle.

1444
01:22:25,307 --> 01:22:27,041
So why are we
even considering this?

1445
01:22:27,042 --> 01:22:28,742
We need a goddamn phone.

1446
01:22:28,743 --> 01:22:29,744
This is a bad idea, man.

1447
01:22:30,645 --> 01:22:33,782
We don't have many rules, but
this is definitely a
violation.

1448
01:22:45,260 --> 01:22:45,694
Fuck, ow!

1449
01:22:45,994 --> 01:22:46,795
Fuck!

1450
01:22:47,028 --> 01:22:47,594
Are you going to be OK?

1451
01:22:47,595 --> 01:22:48,196
Yes!

1452
01:22:48,530 --> 01:22:49,097
Just make the call.

1453
01:22:49,698 --> 01:22:50,597
Is there anything I can
do?

1454
01:22:50,598 --> 01:22:51,899
No, just don't--

1455
01:22:51,900 --> 01:22:53,267
I'll go look for some band-
aids.

1456
01:22:53,268 --> 01:22:54,803
Fuck.

1457
01:23:03,211 --> 01:23:04,345
So how's your ankle?

1458
01:23:04,346 --> 01:23:05,680
Hurts like fuck.

1459
01:23:12,487 --> 01:23:13,321
Hey!

1460
01:23:13,722 --> 01:23:14,589
I'm ready for you this
time.

1461
01:23:14,856 --> 01:23:15,456
Cops are on their way.

1462
01:23:15,457 --> 01:23:15,890
Holy shit.

1463
01:23:16,191 --> 01:23:17,491
Sit down.

1464
01:23:17,492 --> 01:23:18,559
Where are the others?

1465
01:23:18,560 --> 01:23:19,527
Huh?

1466
01:23:19,894 --> 01:23:21,028
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1467
01:23:21,029 --> 01:23:22,697
What the fuck is this, man?

1468
01:23:22,964 --> 01:23:24,999
OK, I just didn't think that
anybody would ever really
return

1469
01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:25,866
to the scene of the
crime.

1470
01:23:25,867 --> 01:23:26,900
What crime?

1471
01:23:26,901 --> 01:23:27,936
Don't get smart, buddy.

1472
01:23:28,269 --> 01:23:29,203
We just needed to
use the phone, OK?

1473
01:23:29,204 --> 01:23:29,870
It's an emergency.

1474
01:23:29,871 --> 01:23:30,271
Oh, I see.

1475
01:23:31,139 --> 01:23:31,706
This time, it's
different.

1476
01:23:32,007 --> 01:23:32,273
Yeah, it is.

1477
01:23:32,574 --> 01:23:33,274
Yeah?

1478
01:23:34,242 --> 01:23:37,044
Yeah, OK, why don't you sit
your ass down on that couch?

1479
01:23:37,045 --> 01:23:40,382
You guys think you can
get away with anything.

1480
01:23:40,715 --> 01:23:41,882
You've been in another
house around here, too.

1481
01:23:41,883 --> 01:23:42,384
I found out.

1482
01:23:42,917 --> 01:23:44,418
You trashed the car.

1483
01:23:44,419 --> 01:23:45,552
You have no idea what
you're talking about.

1484
01:23:45,553 --> 01:23:46,454
No idea what I'm talking
about?

1485
01:23:47,155 --> 01:23:49,023
I'm talking about if I put
a bullet in any one of you--

1486
01:23:51,026 --> 01:23:52,526
Oh, my god!

1487
01:23:55,997 --> 01:23:57,766
Ah!

1488
01:23:57,999 --> 01:23:59,567
Ah-ha!

1489
01:24:07,709 --> 01:24:10,145
All right.

1490
01:24:13,081 --> 01:24:13,481
OK.

1491
01:24:13,748 --> 01:24:15,182
OK, OK.

1492
01:24:15,183 --> 01:24:17,284
It's OK.

1493
01:24:17,285 --> 01:24:19,421
All right.

1494
01:24:19,621 --> 01:24:21,156
You're going to
be safe here, OK?

1495
01:24:21,456 --> 01:24:22,557
I'm going to go find the
others.

1496
01:24:22,791 --> 01:24:24,325
OK.

1497
01:24:33,001 --> 01:24:34,536
Hey.

1498
01:24:37,539 --> 01:24:38,907
Hey.

1499
01:24:39,140 --> 01:24:40,742
You made it away OK.

1500
01:24:43,111 --> 01:24:44,612
Yeah.

1501
01:24:46,047 --> 01:24:48,550
Do you think I killed that
guy?

1502
01:24:48,783 --> 01:24:49,784
I don't know.

1503
01:24:51,453 --> 01:24:53,221
Maybe not?

1504
01:24:54,789 --> 01:24:55,824
I think I did.

1505
01:25:10,839 --> 01:25:12,440
What do you want to do
now?

1506
01:25:35,363 --> 01:25:36,831
Hey, asshole.

1507
01:25:37,031 --> 01:25:38,633
Hey.

1508
01:25:41,302 --> 01:25:44,606
I got Reyna, but I
couldn't find Jaidon.

1509
01:25:44,806 --> 01:25:46,941
I think you may have
lost her as well.

1510
01:25:47,876 --> 01:25:49,878
How do you figure?

1511
01:25:50,111 --> 01:25:51,212
I found this.

1512
01:25:55,150 --> 01:25:56,450
"Bruho was right about
me.

1513
01:25:56,451 --> 01:25:57,752
I'm just a tourist.

1514
01:25:57,986 --> 01:25:59,320
Taking Jaidon with me.

1515
01:25:59,621 --> 01:26:00,754
His choice."

1516
01:26:05,960 --> 01:26:08,729
Fuck.

1517
01:26:08,730 --> 01:26:11,565
Yeah, I was pretty
disappointed as well.

1518
01:26:11,566 --> 01:26:15,003
But I think the thing
to do now is move on.

1519
01:26:18,439 --> 01:26:23,210
So you don't even want to
bother to go looking for
them?

1520
01:26:23,211 --> 01:26:24,746
No.

1521
01:26:32,620 --> 01:26:34,255
I'm not driving you
anywhere.

1522
01:26:52,340 --> 01:26:53,541
What?

1523
01:26:53,841 --> 01:26:56,578
Oh, my lord, what?

1524
01:26:56,844 --> 01:27:00,582
Oh, my-- oh.

1525
01:27:00,882 --> 01:27:02,349
Oh, my god.

1526
01:27:02,350 --> 01:27:03,918
Oh.

1527
01:27:04,118 --> 01:27:06,119
Are you all
right?

1528
01:27:06,120 --> 01:27:07,322
Are you-- oh! oh!

1529
01:27:08,556 --> 01:27:10,524
Oh!

1530
01:27:10,525 --> 01:27:11,292
Oh, no!

1531
01:27:11,492 --> 01:27:12,793
Oh, no, I don't.

1532
01:27:12,794 --> 01:27:13,560
What the fuck!

1533
01:27:13,561 --> 01:27:14,295
Fuck!

1534
01:27:14,495 --> 01:27:15,797
Oh!

1535
01:27:16,030 --> 01:27:17,665
Where the hell am I?

1536
01:27:19,767 --> 01:27:22,369
How do you even know
where she lives?

1537
01:27:22,370 --> 01:27:24,372
I stole her driver's
license.

1538
01:27:31,946 --> 01:27:33,247
How's it feel, anyway?

1539
01:27:33,248 --> 01:27:34,414
What?

1540
01:27:34,415 --> 01:27:35,215
Driving.

1541
01:27:35,216 --> 01:27:36,985
Necessary.

1542
01:28:23,498 --> 01:28:24,198
Hey, dudes.

1543
01:28:24,499 --> 01:28:26,067
Hey.

1544
01:28:29,137 --> 01:28:30,405
So I see you found us.

1545
01:28:30,605 --> 01:28:32,840
Yeah.

1546
01:28:33,141 --> 01:28:35,642
What do you want?

1547
01:28:35,643 --> 01:28:36,978
I came for the kid.

1548
01:28:39,647 --> 01:28:41,582
What did you come for?